SBizzle

•disfunctionally-functional• insta-geezy: Lantz_NYo_Pantz

[SBizzle @Lantz_NYo_Pantz]

Just got cat called at a light by a car full of drag queens on their way to swinging Richards and I think I’ve peaked

[SBizzle @Lantz_NYo_Pantz]

Some of yall didn’t know the word demure till this week and it shows

[SBizzle @Lantz_NYo_Pantz]

Feeld full of cis het dudes looking for a sub like cmon be more original

[SBizzle @Lantz_NYo_Pantz]

Yesterday I found out a lot of my reply guys got gfs 😂

[SBizzle @Lantz_NYo_Pantz]

Just here to ask @WillysMexicana to please bring back to tortilla soup.

[SBizzle @Lantz_NYo_Pantz]

I’m not sure if anything makes me more homicidal than being interrupted by a white man

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

happy bi visibility day

[SBizzle @Lantz_NYo_Pantz]

If there’s a golf pic it’s an immediate left swipe

[Grace @gracecamille_]

i HATE when someone is a fraternal twin bc it is so obvious that one of them got more nutrients in the womb and what… I’m supposed to not notice that ????

[SBizzle @Lantz_NYo_Pantz]

I should’ve watched some love island before coming the the UK so I knew how to flirt with these Brits

[John Summit @johnsummit]

yall need jesus 😭😭 @domdolla

[SBizzle @Lantz_NYo_Pantz]

@em_rolled once described a “hot” man and I said “bitch you’re not attracted to him you just love accessories”

[SBizzle @Lantz_NYo_Pantz]

So we’re all watching for that mugshot drop today right?

[SBizzle @Lantz_NYo_Pantz]

Choosing to be single for life so I don’t have any dead weight to deal with when this world turns into mad max in 20yrs

[warm human @w000rm]

spring:
depressed in a hopeful way

summer:
depressed in a manic way

fall:
depressed in a nostalgic way

winter:
depressed in a depressed way

[🤙🏻soso🤙🏻 @sophiebuddle]

having a baby looks really hard …

if u always have baby in one hand and ur phone in the other …. where do u put ur ice coffee ? does baby hold it ? I doubt …

[SBizzle @Lantz_NYo_Pantz]

@em_rolled Not unless you wanna die. Nitrogen is not nitrous oxide 😂

[SBizzle @Lantz_NYo_Pantz]

90% of straight women are dating literally just some fucking dude