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Negara tropis = buah mahal dan impor
Negara maritim = ikan mahal
Negara CPO = minyak goreng mahal
Negara SDA = listrik dan BBM mahal
Negara hukum = keadilan tunggu viral
Swasembada pangan = beras mahal dan impor
Bebas aktif = tunduk kepentingan asing
Negara religius = kitab suci dan haji dikorupsi
Negara agraris = keranjingan pangan impor
Lapor polisi = rugi berkali lipat

Pendidikan gratis = uang gedung mencekik
Jaminan kesehatan = kamar penuh, obat beli sendiri
Banyak pakar ekonomi = utang negara meroket
Raja nikel = pekerja lokal gigit jari, PAD nyungsep
Gaji pejabat kecil = hartanya banyak

Anti-KKN = anak dan menantu diusung Pilkada
Rakyat disuruh hemat = pejabat ganti mobil dinas
Taat bayar pajak = jalanan tetap berlubang
Penjara penuh = koruptor dapat fasilitas VIP
Jalan tol bertambah = biaya logistik tetap mahal
Kaya rempah = garam dan bumbu dapur impor
Swasta dicekik aturan = BUMN rugi disuntik dana

Janji lapangan kerja = tenaga kerja asing difasilitasi
Aturan hukum tebal = urusan lancar pakai "orang dalam"
Tanah vulkanis subur = kedelai dan pakan ternak impor
Banyak sungai besar = air bersih harus beli
Transportasi publik dibangun = macet hanya pindah lokasi
Dana desa triliunan = kepala desa pamer harta
Cita-cita swasembada daging = harga daging sapi termahal
Pesta demokrasi = menang karena serangan fajar
Komisi pengawas banyak = pungutan liar jalan terus
Bangga produk lokal = bahan bakunya impor semua
Tertangkap tangan korupsi = masih bisa senyum di TV
Konstitusi = bisa direvisi kilat demi kekuasaan
Wajib cinta tanah air = pejabat berobat ke luar negeri
Kebebasan berpendapat dijamin = kritik dipenjara pasal karet
Lahan negara luas = rakyat susah punya rumah
Subsidi triliunan = pupuk selalu gaib saat musim tanam
Budaya gotong royong = tetangga sakit tidak ada yang tahu
Digitalisasi birokrasi = urus izin tetap fotokopi KTP
Upah minimum naik = harga sembako naik duluan
Anggaran militer besar = alutsista yang dibeli barang bekas

Bangsa yang ramah = komentar netizen paling barbar
Darurat iklim = hutan lindung jadi kawasan tambang
Anggaran riset dipotong = pejabat rajin studi banding
Pusat data nasional = server gampang diretas
Gelar akademik berderet = kualitas kebijakan amatiran
Kaya warisan budaya = seniman tradisional melarat
Anti-penjajahan = rakyat digusur paksa proyek negara
Keadilan sosial = hanya untuk yang mampu membayar

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