Lao Tan

A calm tranquil duck, gliding effortlessly across the pond, with feet paddling like mad underwater

[Lao Tan @LaoTan247]

@Fineeside @UnkleAyo Unfortunately, it only depends which political party he is in 😅

[Lao Tan @LaoTan247]

@ndekekwe Yes, there are some issues with propping it, however, pegging it is ABSOLUTELY worse at-t-m because the same thing that happened previously would only happen again i.e. official rate for the connected few who can access it (and round-trip), & black market rates for the masses.

[Lao Tan @LaoTan247]

@thecableng @FemiBabafemi @ndlea_nigeria Lord give me the confidence these guys had, cos if you do any legitimate business with this confidence, it can't fail. It just can't 😂

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@grata007 @AfamDeluxo This was Business not First

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@ineedtolocking @AfamDeluxo No you don't, they take them towards the end of the flight

[Lao Tan @LaoTan247]

@SymoneBeez If I were a billionaire I would probably wear a nice looking $100 Casio...because I can...and still been the man of the night for that move

[Lao Tan @LaoTan247]

@Eniolorunda @moniepointng Thanks for the response. I might be unfamiliar with some of the lingo, but I believe POS transfers. I.e. I have POS machines in my various locations and sometimes approve the payments on my phone app especially if the payment came in after staff in those locations have closed

[Lao Tan @LaoTan247]

@moniepointng @Eniolorunda Please please please put an Approve All button in the app/website. Having to Approve each and every single payment ONE BY ONE is hell. Just like filling a form and clicking Save on each entry

[Lao Tan @LaoTan247]

@xQueen_Piscesx @News247Ug Better you feel sorry for him than for him to lose half his entire networth

[Lao Tan @LaoTan247]

@emycee4 @EditiEffiong @urchilla01 Stopeet. I woke up to see stray bullet hitting my state

[Lekan Olaleye @lekankingkong]

Yorùbá commentary that will make your day😁 #voiceover #yoruba

[Lao Tan @LaoTan247]

@OwoAyodeji @sweetborah @sadiqueens @AnyKingsley @DrCOmole A very large majority of jobs in Nigeria (e.g. customer service, marketing etc) don't actually require degrees. It is simply because graduates are a dime a dozen that there has been inflation regarding job descriptions. Some PHD holders are even doing graduate jobs nowadays

[Lao Tan @LaoTan247]

@ask_thepress @FinPlanKaluAja1 I think that was intentional though. They aren't on the same plane. All other abuses can pls continue 😂

[Lao Tan @LaoTan247]

@sweetborah @sadiqueens @OwoAyodeji @AnyKingsley @DrCOmole There should be much fewer people going to Universities and thus they would have jobs waiting for them. The govt should spend on Secondary Schools instead. Majority of today's graduates don't need the degrees for what they're doing. University education has been diluted

[Lao Tan @LaoTan247]

@OwoAyodeji @sadiqueens @AnyKingsley @DrCOmole University graduates are now a dime a dozen and no jobs for them. There are WAY TOO MANY people going to Universities, and some can't even read and write properly. Instead, the govt should spend that money on raising the standards of Secondary Schools and possibly Polytechnics

[Pickle @mpickle]

Sleeping less than 7 hours a night increases risk of:

• Stroke
• Diabetes
• Depression
• Weight gain
• Heart attack
• Memory loss
• High blood pressure

Follow these 10 habits and you’ll have the best sleep of you life tonight…

[Pickle @mpickle]

If you sleep less than 7 hours, follow these 10 tips tonight:

1. Optimize your room
2. Keep it cool
3. Get sunlight
4. Don’t consume caffeine late
5. Avoid late-night exercise
6. Avoid blue light
7. Relax before bed
8. Journal
9. Meditate
10. Sleep consistently

[Vaskange @Vaskange]

The original video of my artwork here.
Stay tuned, to discover more infinite stories!

[Lao Tan @LaoTan247]

@Ayo_bami007 @Vash_Offo And she kept saying 'Medical Doctor's repeatedly like the career choice has a part to play in a wife's behavior. There isn't enough to go on from her story to assess the ladies relationship