ChunkyThunder

I was once a chicken nugget and now I'm a chicken tender

[ChunkyThunder @Lapello15]

Gotta get back in the gym #summertimeblues

[Kids Probs ʕ•̬͡•ʔ @RealKidProblems]

I'm the type of person that will burst out laughing in dead silence over something that happened like three weeks ago.

[to be honest @ToBeHonestxo]

when most girls wear hoodies and messy buns they look amazing, but when i do, i look like i've tried every drug in the world

[Kids Probs ʕ•̬͡•ʔ @RealKidProblems]

My ceiling fan has 3 speeds: 1) Barely moving.2) Kinda feels like it's working.3) Is going to fly off the ceiling and kill someone.

[ChunkyThunder @Lapello15]

You piss me off so much and it's been years but your tweets man, grow up and move on #ohwaityoucant

[ChunkyThunder @Lapello15]

When your sister and brother in law drink your beer and they bring their own #pissed

[World Facts™ @JustWackyFacts]

wearing an oversized shirt and no pants is probably the most comfortable thing in life

[Kids Probs ʕ•̬͡•ʔ @RealKidProblems]

I wish i had a cute laugh or one of those laughs that make other people laugh but i sound like a hyperventilating walrus with asthma

[ChunkyThunder @Lapello15]

El oh el everyone is in a relationship and I'm over here downing a box of pizza #singleasapringle

[ChunkyThunder @Lapello15]

I feel like I'm in satans living room #death

[ChunkyThunder @Lapello15]

I really just want to be at my cottage #missingmysummerhome

[Kaitlin @kaitlinsparkman]

Literally could not be happier this week is finally over 🙆🏼

[ChunkyThunder @Lapello15]

Time to buckle down and go with my gut at work #nomoreshitdays

[ChunkyThunder @Lapello15]

I miss the cottage #feelinghomesick

[ChunkyThunder @Lapello15]

@kaitlinsparkman mom you hoe #buttruth

[ChunkyThunder @Lapello15]

Oh look it's Wednesday which means it's garbage pick up day, should I be Rollin out in the street saying pick me up to!? #yastrashcan

[ChunkyThunder @Lapello15]

Saw finding dory, it changed my life