Phil La Penna

I wake up and I piss excellence. I am sorry if I offend anyone on twitter....no I'm not

[Greg McCarthy @GMcCarthy]

Nights like these, I really miss the fella's around @Varsity_Hockey @danks_87 @bmclaughlin84 @LFabbri21 @BigDutes @Lapenna24 @jessechidwick

[Phil La Penna @Lapenna24]

@Cioffz11 @marchese_85 @sbozzo7 @Adam_Bozz @Vito_c61 who let him on the team again? @SC3NNA

[Phil La Penna @Lapenna24]

Looking good!!! @tylerstothers

[Phil La Penna @Lapenna24]

@GMcCarthy you are a joke

[Phil La Penna @Lapenna24]

@capitalofperu hahaha that is fantastic

[Clearing The Crease @CTCHockeyPod]

If you ain't cheating:

[Phil La Penna @Lapenna24]

Playing hockey hungover hurts a lot more when you are older

[Cute Hairstyles ღ @CuteHairstyIes]

Teacher: Why do you not have a writing utensil??Me: Its 7am. You are lucky I am wearing clothes.

[Jesse Chidwick @JesseChidwick]

Ever notice how Italians become more Italian when they're around other Italians?

[Phil La Penna @Lapenna24]

Things got out of hand in a matter of seconds last night #sorrynotsorry

[Phil La Penna @Lapenna24]

@davedemad happy birthday clown

[Phil La Penna @Lapenna24]

Happy birthday clown

[B @Blabelle24]

7-year-old cancer patient Jack Hoffman stars in Nebraska's spring game » http://t.co/YOciwJDkNQ” this is awesome #SportsAreAMAZING

[Phil La Penna @Lapenna24]

@GMcCarthy auto correct is off!! Now pull your head out of your ass

[Phil La Penna @Lapenna24]

@GMcCarthy that tweet was irrelevant #growup #peterpan

[Phil La Penna @Lapenna24]

@GMcCarthy ever heard of the internet you duster #somethingsdontchange

[Phil La Penna @Lapenna24]

Yea the last tweet I retweeted is probably the best way to describe me

[Cute Hairstyles ღ @CuteHairstyIes]

I prefer not to think before I speak. I like being just as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.