Shagger Lee Marshall

providing the #lapsed road report, one ejaculation at a time

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@RussoWWEinsider @WillLutz7 @TheLapsedFan This just in: I’m balls deep in a cow

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https://t.co/ZryhIzEWEg

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Praise baby Jesus it’s done

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Wedding redux. And by that I mean reductive. Let us prepare for this joyous event in a house of conservative Jesus where LGBTQ folks are an error to be corrected #fuckthisplace

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Still waiting for the show to start. Hopefully this is the only part of the brides weekend that’s late

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My buzz is wearing off. This is unacceptable

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It’s wedding time. Holy fuck they’re coming out to some dubstep remix

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I am now 7 drinks in. Each one is making me more awesome

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I’m getting salty

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Sudden infant meltdown. Thank you, child

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The fruit is diabolically dry. Repeat. Fruit is dry

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So im at a jack and Jill. There is no liquor. This is apparently a house of God. I beg to differ #liquor

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The room next door has a bouncy castle. Why I’m the fuck am I not there!?