LaraInTheMiddle

Globe Trotter ▪️Photographer ▪️Fully paid up member of the sandwich generation ▪️Never bothers with people she’d hate▪️

[LaraInTheMiddle @LaraInTheMiddle]

@Shiv_who_burns @sigourneybeaver First rule of carers club…

[LaraInTheMiddle @LaraInTheMiddle]

@stormofquiet Chicken 😁

[LaraInTheMiddle @LaraInTheMiddle]

Penultimate night of dinner for one. Tacos for one again but I forgot to photograph them, soz. However, in a frugal manner I will be having them again tomorrow night so you can have a pic then.

[LaraInTheMiddle @LaraInTheMiddle]

@MadgeOrrity Thank you ☺️ I will mostly be face planted on a sun lounger

[LaraInTheMiddle @LaraInTheMiddle]

@MadgeOrrity It’s ok it’s my turn on Wednesday, I’m off to Portugal for a few days 😁

[LaraInTheMiddle @LaraInTheMiddle]

@MadgeOrrity I haven’t stopped all week! New tyres, new brake pads, PT, day out with DIL and grand/d, day at hospital with mother (🫠) gardening and decorating. I’m exhausted 🤣

[LaraInTheMiddle @LaraInTheMiddle]

@doris_from 🫡

[LaraInTheMiddle @LaraInTheMiddle]

Mendacious is such a great word

[LaraInTheMiddle @LaraInTheMiddle]

@SilverAlso “A war crime”? Jeez

[Emma @MrsEmmaWebber]

The scale of the failure is at an unfathomable level.
Only unearthed because of a full statutory inquiry.
How can this be acceptable on any level by any agency?
The most shameful part? no one has been held to account for their negligence and Calocane has thus far gotten away with murder.

[Sartorial Thug 🍸 @SartorialThug]

An absolute fucking shambles from start to finish and from top to bottom.
"Lessons will be learned" yet again (I don't think so, mate). I don't know how the parents of Barnaby and Grace and the family of Ian have held it together. They are better people than me.

[Benedict Spence @BenedictSpence]

They hate that a dying boy was handcuffed as he died because his murderer called him racist - and the police believed the murderer.

You mendacious twat.

[LaraInTheMiddle @LaraInTheMiddle]

Over a year, disgraceful

[Ian Acheson 🇬🇧☘️ @NotThatBigIan]

Henry Nowack's Inquest is reportedly scheduled for September 2027. It will be an 'enhanced' inquest with a jury as the Coroner finds the circumstances of his death engage Article 2 of the ECHR (right to life) & a full examination of the state's role in his death is warranted. 1/

[Ian Acheson 🇬🇧☘️ @NotThatBigIan]

Not commenting on matters of huge national concern because process, beyond 'don't divide us' is a concrete lifebelt @DavidLammy . It will sink you and everyone else currently in power.

[Sama Hoole @SamaHoole]

Sainsbury's has cracked the climate. Brown eggs are out, white eggs are in, because the white ones come with a 12.7% smaller carbon footprint.

The hens that lay white eggs are a bit smaller and eat slightly less feed. That is the whole breakthrough. Not less eggs, not fewer hens, not one cow spared. A marginally lighter chicken.

This is what corporate net zero has been reduced to. A grocer that pledged a billion pounds and sponsored COP26 now hunting carbon savings in the colour of an eggshell, while telling you it is "better for the environment and the hens." The planet is saved one paler breakfast at a time.

The same chain vacuum-packed its mince into mush for the climate. Now it wants applause for changing the shell colour of an egg that tastes, by its own admission, exactly the same.

A cow on a hill turns grass no human can eat into food, on land that grows nothing else. That is real, ancient, irreplaceable efficiency. Sainsbury's looked at the entire food system and decided the frontier of planetary salvation was a whiter egg.

Somewhere a marketing department is very proud. The hen has no idea it is on a mission.

[MrHobbes @VintageMrHobbes]

My word, is there anything he can't do

[James 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🇺🇦 @EasyPeasy_3]

His date of birth is 17 Dec 2005. Please retweet this. If you know him, please tell him to remain anonymous. He just needs to contact DKMS, even if it’s to say ‘no’. That would give us closure.

[LaraInTheMiddle @LaraInTheMiddle]

@MadgeOrrity She was fine thanks, we were dispatched home within about an hour with a clean bill and I left her getting her dinner 🫠

[LaraInTheMiddle @LaraInTheMiddle]

@Shiv_who_burns how you doing? Thinking of you as an in A&E with mother again 🙄

[LaraInTheMiddle @LaraInTheMiddle]

@Shiv_who_burns Oooh mum had that post-op in March, she made a fairly speedy recovery 🤞🏻🩷

[LaraInTheMiddle @LaraInTheMiddle]

@Shiv_who_burns She’s fine thanks , she’s being monitored for low sodium and I think the pharmacist she spoke to panicked and sent her to A&E! Hope your dad is making progress x