BREAKING: Donald Trump Jr. — widely considered the stupidest man in politics — absurdly refers to Democratic candidate John Fetterman as "brain dead" and lacking "basic cognitive function," a vile attack since Fetterman is recovering from a stroke. RT IF DON JR IS BRAIN DEAD!
BREAKING: John Fetterman beautifully mocks Dr. Oz during their debate for constantly whining about Bernie Sanders, asks him why he doesn’t “pretend” to “live in Vermont instead of Pennsylvania and run against Bernie Sanders?" RT IF YOU THINK THAT OZ IS A FRAUD!
BREAKING: Donald Trump melts down and absurdly demands that his former comms director Alyssa Farah Griffin be fired from The View because she "misrepresented her true feelings" about him to work with the "low IQ people at The View" which is "fraud." RT TO LAUGH IN HIS FACE!
BREAKING: Liz Cheney pins Donald Trump’s defenses to the wall, says there are “multiple criminal offenses” and even if he “thought he had won” he still isn’t permitted to “send an armed mob to the Capitol” and “refuse to stop the attack.” RT TO THANK LIZ CHENEY!
BREAKING: In a truly STUNNING act of corruption, Justice Clarence Thomas unilaterally grants Lindsey Graham's request to temporarily shield him from testifying in the probe into the illegal efforts to steal the 2020 election in Georgia. RT TO DEMAND THOMAS BE IMPEACHED!
BREAKING: 8th Circuit Court of Appeals betrays the American people by temporarily blocking Joe Biden’s student debt relief program until the court can address Republican attempts to halt the program. RT TO DEMAND THAT BIDEN’S PROGRAM BE PERMITTED TO PROCEED!
BREAKING: President Biden takes a victory lap over the federal budget deficit falling by $1.4 trillion in 2022, says it’s “the largest one-year drop” in American history — ironic since Republicans always pretend to care about fiscal responsibility. RT TO THANK BIDEN!
BREAKING: Randy Gene Kaufman, a Republican candidate for a college board in Arizona, is arrested for masturbating across the street from a preschool and says: “I fucked up. I’m really stressed.” RT IF YOU THINK THE REPUBLICAN PARTY IS THE PARTY OF PREDATORS!
BREAKING: Federal judge accuses Trump of lying when he filed a lawsuit in an attempt to steal Biden’s win, ruling that “Trump knew that the specific numbers of of voter fraud were wrong, but continued to push those numbers, both in court and to the public.” RT TO THANK THE JUDGE!
BREAKING: Justice Department prosecutors drop a HUGE bombshell,
reveal that they believe they have enough evidence to charge Donald Trump with obstruction of justice after investigating his theft of classified documents. RT IF YOU FULLY SUPPORT PROSECUTION!
BREAKING: Joe Biden dances on Trump’s political grave, mocks “Infrastructure Week” was a “punch line” under his “predecessor” but “Infrastructure Decade” is a “headline” on his “watch.” RT IF YOU THINK THAT BIDEN IS A GREAT PRESIDENT!
BREAKING: Donald Trump ominously warns “U.S. Jews” to “get their act together” and “appreciate” what he has done for Israel “before it is too late,” drawing on the infamous “dual loyalty” antisemitic canard. RT IF YOU THINK THAT TRUMP IS A VILE BIGOT!
BREAKING: U.S. Attorney Harry Litman says that Donald Trump is in "quite a corner" now that he's been ordered to testify in a defamation case brought by his rape accuser E. Jean Carroll and it will be "hell for him." RT IF YOU HOPE THAT TRUMP GOES DOWN IN FLAMES!
BREAKING: John Fetterman's Senate campaign announces that it has raised a stunning $1 million since yesterday as donors flock to help him defeat the dog-murdering New Jersey resident Dr. Oz. RT IF YOU HOPE THAT FETTERMAN CRUSHES OZ!
BREAKING: The woman who had Herschel Walker’s abortion reveals that she had to repeatedly beg him for the money for the procedure because she couldn’t afford it — eventually the “pro-life” Walker sent her $700. RT IF YOU THINK HE SHOULD END HIS CAMPAIGN!
BREAKING: Right-wing billionaire Elon Musk is exposed as it's revealed that he spoke directly to Vladimir Putin before he suspiciously tweeted out opinions about the Ukraine invasion that were widely interpreted as pro-Russia. RT TO DEMAND THAT ELON BE INVESTIGATED!