The Lard Of Dorkness

Ninja, Gamer, Guru, Modest. XD

[The Lard Of Dorkness @LardOfDorkness]

@inblackheels There are worse things to find your dog has left floating in your bath. 🤔😧

[The Lard Of Dorkness @LardOfDorkness]

@FaZeSway Yes. Almost every single problem or stressor in life can be removed or solved with money and the certainty of financial security. Remove the stress, gain 5 years and balance it out. Now I've got 500m and no stress. Sounds like a W to me.

[The Lard Of Dorkness @LardOfDorkness]

@Kevzter92 @Skippypedia

[Kevzter @Kevzter92]

Yo #Destiny2 Community! I've got 10 Scientia Illuminata emblem to giveaway to players on twitter!
Retweet & Tag a mate for a chance to win! #ad

[The Lard Of Dorkness @LardOfDorkness]

@StarTrekFleet What's the point of the bonus refinery being here for 8 days, when it spawns with a 6 day cooldown already active? Every time. 🙄

[The Lard Of Dorkness @LardOfDorkness]

@EldrichHorrors Lock needs 1% more.

[Autumn @TheTylegomaniac]

I'm doing an art giveaway for hitting 3K followers!!

I'm giving away 2 Destiny 2 renders, all you need to do for entry is to follow, and RT this post :) I'll announce the winners Thursday, February 17th!

Thank you all so, so much. ❤️

[Rhianna Pratchett 🧙🏻‍♀️ @rhipratchett]

'Privilege, which just means private law. Two types of people laugh at the law: those that break it and those that make it.' Sam Vimes in Night Watch, as ever, nailing the mood and the fact that too often those people are the same.

[The Lard Of Dorkness @LardOfDorkness]

@neilhimself it's 6AM here, so, obviously, I have to randomly tweet you to thank you and Sir Terry for rendering me incapable of reciting "This Little Piggy" to my daughters, courtesy of Good Omens. I get to the 3rd piggy and stall.

Thanks for that.

[The Lard Of Dorkness @LardOfDorkness]

@inblackheels @konbanmiao Immediate thought was of this....

https://t.co/cZTiHz5Zff

[The Lard Of Dorkness @LardOfDorkness]

@tobiigaming Hi. I have a 4c I can't currently use due to a curved monitor for my main screen. Has there been any word on when the flex mount will be available? Also, does the 5 track eyes independently? I wear glasses and have a turn/lazy eye, so the 4c got confused. Thanks!

[The Lard Of Dorkness @LardOfDorkness]

@RoyalMailHelp hi folks. Booked a redelivery to my local PO last night but it says missed delivery at home addy today. No card thru door. Other residents were in all day and heard nothing. Can I have a chat with someone to get this resolved?

[The Lard Of Dorkness @LardOfDorkness]

@CallMeChishi @DestinyTheGame I vote for a trick shot! Pachinko off the pyramid ships!

[NVIDIA GeForce @NVIDIAGeForce]

Unboxing the Cyberpunk 2077 Limited Edition GeForce RTX 2080 Ti....

🤤💚💛

Want your own?
1. RT this video.
2. Tell us about a fellow gamer who has helped you out! (Tag them in the replies with #RTXOn)
3. If selected, you BOTH will win the ultimate GPU for playing CP2077.

[The Lard Of Dorkness @LardOfDorkness]

@BungieStore #obligatoryjustincasecomment

#GuardianGiveaways

#itsmybirthdaysoon

#itsthedayaftermydaughterssoallillgetisdayoldMLPcake

[The Lard Of Dorkness @LardOfDorkness]

#GuardianGiveaways

[Bungie Store @BungieStore]

Satisfy your lore cravings during Guardian Giveaways! Retweet, add #GuardianGiveaways and follow @bungiestore for a chance to win a signed Shadowkeep Collector's Edition and a Destiny Book Bundle. (ARV: $160.51) Ends: (31 Jan 2020, 08:59 PT).

[The Lard Of Dorkness @LardOfDorkness]

@everywhereist As a huge Batman fan, this, and the subsequent fallout of all those fractured egos, is the most amazing thing I've read in an age! Love it! 🤣 Thank you.

[The Lard Of Dorkness @LardOfDorkness]

@A_dmg04 Who do I talk to about a blue engram filter to auto-grind the rush of trash from EP, Reckoning, etc? I keep losing good gear because of the grind and it's driving me mental.

[The Lard Of Dorkness @LardOfDorkness]

@BungieHelp Seriously, Shaxxy, give it up....

[The Lard Of Dorkness @LardOfDorkness]

@aoc_monitors Hey folks. Don't suppose someone can tell me the weight of an AOC u3477 monitor (at least, that's what NVidia is calling it) minus stand is, can they? Trying to find an appropriate and cheap arm, due to severely limited desk space. :-(

Thanks!