Lard Sanders

Light the Bat Signal - Class of ‘98 - Enjoys a Good Night Out - Bud Light Drinker - NIL Donor

[Lard Sanders @LardSanders]

Drafting Kyle Pitts is officially stupider than believing in weapons of mass destruction in the Middle East

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I just found out you can lose money at the casino.

I also just found out you can win a sports game by adding time to the clock.

Rough night

[Lard Sanders @LardSanders]

Cheating Michigan does it once again.

How much does it take to just buy the win without playing?

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Kms

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Split the A

Go Green

[Lard Sanders @LardSanders]

KEVINS BACK

just bought his jersey

#boughtin

[MSU Chief of Propaganda @OdellBretthamJr]

My GOAT Draymond Green

[Lard Sanders @LardSanders]

Anyone remember how in 7th grade some kid who weighed 94lbs would steal your bitch cuz he had a trampoline insta account?

[Lard Sanders @LardSanders]

Cubicle neighbor (intern) just hit me on teams “check your drawer”. Two tins of velos. Gonna be a good summer

[Lard Sanders @LardSanders]

FYI jorts is not a thing in Columbia, Missouri.

[Lard Sanders @LardSanders]

Finish last exam (24 of 50 questions answered as D) headed #str. Show up an the “deal” is $11 mugs. Has Mossad infiltrated EL? First the meth lab, now this… Save us @POTUS 🇮🇱

[Lard Sanders @LardSanders]

Tweeting about #thespreadsheet to get in to #1 Trending

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@notbrenanwalton See the smokeshow twerking on the 6’6 guy. Yes that’s me

[Lard Sanders @LardSanders]

Just saw @notbrenanwalton twerking on the bar of PTs. To each their own. #showsomeanklecleavage

[Lard Sanders @LardSanders]

I think it’s time to preemptively delete twitter for the next month. Might pick up knitting

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Imagine trying to get a couple shots up after class & all of a sudden you gotta try to guard Coen Carr

[Lard Sanders @LardSanders]

@notbrenanwalton Try going to the 21+ bars in EL you #freshman

[Lard Sanders @LardSanders]

The loss in hockey hurts way way more #choke

[Lard Sanders @LardSanders]

@MSUFrank1 Franklin I’m cruzing. Is #ab at the bars later?

[Lard Sanders @LardSanders]

@notbrenanwalton Word on the street is you’re in enemy territory Marty. Can you confirm or deny this?