montanna.

i am a gentleman.

[montanna. @LargePad]

*chomp*

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

Aliens (completely bewildered): so the groundhog

Me: is clairvoyant, yes

[montanna. @LargePad]

today a lifelong dream of mine came true—a group of trick or treaters told us we were the best house they’d been to 🎃 i am fulfilled

[Ariel Helwani @arielhelwani]

Bullshit.

Francis won that fight. I don’t care what anyone says.

People’s champ. All hail.

[UFC @ufc]

#AndNEW middleweight champion of the world, @SStricklandMMA ! 👏

[ #UFC293 | B2YB @NewAmsterdam ]

[UFC @ufc]

ADESANYA GETS ONE BACK! HE KNOCKS PEREIRA OUT COLD! 😱 #UFC287

[Animal Crossing Community @accommunity]

On this day, 17 years ago, Animal Crossing: Wild World was released in North America for the Nintendo DS! This was the first game in the series to feature online-play, which allowed players to visit other towns using the now-discontinued Nintendo Wi-Fi Connection. 🎮

[Ariel Helwani @arielhelwani]

Horrible news:

Anthony “Rumble” Johnson passed away today. He was 38 years old.

Johnson had been battling an illness for quite some time.

One of the hardest hitters and most talented fighters in MMA history. Gone way too soon.

May he rest in peace.

[The Royal Family @RoyalFamily]

The Queen died peacefully at Balmoral this afternoon.

The King and The Queen Consort will remain at Balmoral this evening and will return to London tomorrow.

[Danny DeVito @DannyDeVito]

Supreme Court my ass

[catarina camargo @cacmrg]

hi, i'm johnny knoxville and this is me opening all adobe programs at the same time.

[𝜗𝜚 ꒰ིྀ mari ꒱ིྀ౨ৎ @jellytoastbun]

oh to be a cat laying in the grass on a farm in stardew valley