OI OIIIII

Built like Swedish chef and existential crisis of big bird

[OI OIIIII @LargeTortilla]

Changed everything for this girl and she still doesn’t truly love me

[OI OIIIII @LargeTortilla]

Am I even getting bare minimum if I keep saying what I need and still don’t get it? I broke myself down to rebuild again yet I still get nothing

[OI OIIIII @LargeTortilla]

She made my love become so mundane and empty

[⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ @messibunnii]

want to pack up my things n just disappear n live on a farm

[༻𝐦𝐞𝐞𝐬𝐡༺ @mishricci]

Just got home and my mom’s pasta is singing??

[Emma Ketchum @emmaketchup7]

A weighted blanket is not enough I need a hydraulic press

[The Food Alchemist Kirsti👩🏽‍🍳✨ @CastIronWench]

3 years of testing. And I think I’ve got my technique finally down. 🥹

[Coolmath Games @TheRealCoolmath]

holy L

[OI OIIIII @LargeTortilla]

I’m just trynna have some ass thrown back on me smh

[Grizzy @SoGrizzy]

So you’re telling me there’s 8 billion people on earth and I’m STILL going to bed with no cuddles??? This some bullshit

[rivkah reyes 🍉 @rivkahreyes]

every kiss begins with ketamine

[alexa @vampirrria]

dealing with chronic severe anxiety everyday is fucking hard and if ur one of those people u are fucking amazing

[OI OIIIII @LargeTortilla]

@Rada_Rada__ @nowitsragub You rn

[molly conger @socialistdogmom]

i just found out croque monsieur just means “mister crunchy.” i don’t know what i thought it meant but french people ordering a mr crunchy is just too fucking funny to me.

[OI OIIIII @LargeTortilla]

Not even 10 minutes into 2/2/22 got an anxiety attack what the fuck man

[OI OIIIII @LargeTortilla]

I finally get to try Osteria Mozza after multiple pasta dishes that tasted too much like mine 😭😭