Daddy Deej

what the fuck is going on [not the real Dj]

[Daddy Deej @LariatGod]

Working to better myself for the love of my life every single day. I love you, @OneToughQueen

[Daddy Deej @LariatGod]

Thick thighs save lives 😍

[Daddy Deej @LariatGod]

@HisPsychoticWay @BoozedUpViking Make me, midget boy.

[Daddy Deej @LariatGod]

@InfamousMoxley My car. Duh.

[Daddy Deej @LariatGod]

🙄🙄🙄

[Daddy Deej @LariatGod]

@DefinedByName //I think you are understimating Deej in this situation. He could take them all on any given day let alone if he was trying to protect them. He’s really just. A big teddy bear.

[Daddy Deej @LariatGod]

@DefinedByName //dude but listen. Deej would fucking destroy Alex if he even THOUGHT he hurt her. He so protective of his fucked up lil family.

[Daddy Deej @LariatGod]

@DefinedByName //hey lets be grateful he didn’t find out about the whole TJ thing.... she wouldn’t even have enough remains to ID her boyfriend if he did....

[Daddy Deej @LariatGod]

Still don’t hate me as much as I hate myself, love.

[Daddy Deej @LariatGod]

Hey. Nobody hates me more than I hate myself. Your mom might be a close second, but we don’t talk about that. 🤷‍♂️

[Daddy Deej @LariatGod]

If my selfies could be made into a numerical variation chart, it’d be a fucking straight line. I don’t care. It’s a good angle. Eat my ass.

[Daddy Deej @LariatGod]

I’m going to start a calendar of my gym selfies. Call it, “if you didn’t take a selfie, you didn’t go.” #NewProfilePic

[Daddy Deej @LariatGod]

And realistically, you’ll never know what month it is based off the pictures, because I am only capable of taking one selfie. Occasionally I’m more sweaty but that’s the only variation.

[Daddy Deej @LariatGod]

Bring chocolate for the Mrs. and several gallons of hard liquor for me.

[Daddy Deej @LariatGod]

@OneToughQueen IM PANICKING!

[Daddy Deej @LariatGod]

@OneToughQueen Oh my god!!!!! Ok! On it! Oh my god

[Daddy Deej @LariatGod]

@OneToughQueen What’s wrong?

[Daddy Deej @LariatGod]

@OneToughQueen What’s wrong???

[Daddy Deej @LariatGod]

@InfamousMoxley ....