Lark

Pole dancer, fire performer, motorcycle enthusiast, bartender, hater.

[Lark @LarkPDX]

normalize apologizing & rescheduling when you cancel plans.
we’re all busy, I get it..
but take some accountability and maybe have just a touch of guilt for affecting other people’s schedules.

[Lark @LarkPDX]

in case you were wondering.. $1k of lip filler may not make you feel better about fucking up your entire deal right now 🥺

[Lark @LarkPDX]

do you ever just look around at all the losers you’re surrounded by & think.. I am never gonna have sex again.

[Lark @LarkPDX]

I wish I didn’t think about how much I fucking hate you, all the time.

[Lark @LarkPDX]

it’s so wild to know that I will never find a man I can trust (because they all just lie to get pussy from *anyone*) or one that will actually even like me enough to respect me.. for the rest of my life. 🤷🏼‍♀️ #wellIguessThatsIt

[Lark @LarkPDX]

bring back Men spraypainting that they love you in 3ft letters on water towers.

[Lark @LarkPDX]

really resonating with Pusha T these days as I refuse to let someone get away with bullshit, without me calling them TF out.

[Lark @LarkPDX]

I’m like if Medusa, a Harpy & a Siren had a baby.

[Lark @LarkPDX]

Days without bullshit from a man: 0

[Lark @LarkPDX]

Days without rejecting a man’s advances: 0

[Lark @LarkPDX]

these dudes are wearing $400 sunglasses & wanna split the bill.

[Lark @LarkPDX]

the guys out here trying to split the bill can’t even drive stick.

[Lark @LarkPDX]

I should go skydiving this year. 🪂

[Lark @LarkPDX]

Don’t buy anything for men. Don’t open your own doors. Don’t text first. No more chasing. These dudes don’t want you, they just want a body that does things for them. Don’t get used.

[Lark @LarkPDX]

If you have “feminist” in your bio & you’re a man, you need to be worshipping women all the time. making the plans, nurturing me, taking the lead, paying for everything, letting me exist in my feminine. If you don’t do this, you’re a performative liar. I have money, use yours.

[Lark @LarkPDX]

there’s still so much I want to talk to you about.

[Lark @LarkPDX]

all the very friendly locals in the Philippines: “do you have a Husband?”
me- He died. 🤣

[Lark @LarkPDX]

I’m not lifting a finger or spending a dime in my next relationship because of how thin I have spread myself. If that’s a problem I can give you my last 3 exes’ phone numbers & you can take it up with them.

[Lark @LarkPDX]

Use photos he took of you to update your dating app profile. #WomenInMaleFields

[Lark @LarkPDX]

I’m a Witch, my pronouns are Burn/Her.