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Professional minding-my-own-business specialist. Opinions are free; taking them personally is optional.

[Mau @Larkwei]

A few moments later…….. 😂😂😂 #PerfectMatchXtra

[Mau @Larkwei]

@love_n_light123 don’t mind them… bunch of hypocrites on this street!

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@NaaAyorkor26 we die here today!

[Mau @Larkwei]

The final verdict of the sacrificial goat saga: Pappy & Priscary are officially glued together. No brand builder can break this “beautiful union.” 😎😂
Winners Chapel, we die here! 💪🏾😂 #PerfectMatchXtra

[Mau @Larkwei]

@NaaAyorkor26 never! 😂😂

[Mau @Larkwei]

Did your favorite eat the sacrificial goat some? or our goat our rules 😂😂 #PerfectMatchXtra

[Mau @Larkwei]

@Adebukolagm 😂😂

[Mau @Larkwei]

Shoutout to Team Bedroom for turning their goat into pepper soup at Ty & Coco’s welcome party. At least the goat fulfilled its actual purpose in the end 😂🐐🍲
#Tyco
#Kenram
#Desdia

[Mau @Larkwei]

@konaaa555 rest! 😂😂 only one person but now delivered from that spirit now! Peace is reigning in Desdia now 😂

[Mau @Larkwei]

@Blackphyna is your favorite part? 😂😂😂

[Mau @Larkwei]

So Team Living Room ended up using the sacrificial goat for their thanksgiving get together? Eeeeeiiiii😂🐐🍲 #PerfectMatchXtra

[Mau @Larkwei]

@fremaa_mf charlie 😂😂

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@fremaa_mf 😂😂

[Mau @Larkwei]

Even the goats are saying, “Abeg, just vote.” 😭 #PerfectMatchXtra

[Mau @Larkwei]

Winners Chapel… at this point, somebody should just go and appreciate your spiritual father. Maybe that’s the only way this “curse” gets lifted. 😂😭

Winners paa nie! 😂 #PerfectMatchXtra

[Mau @Larkwei]

Imagine minding your business as a goat next thing, you’re trending on the street of reality show 😂 #PefectMatchXtra

[Mau @Larkwei]

Using a goat for an entertainment show is wild enough, now it makes sense why goat meat is becoming scarce in my hood. The goats are busy campaigning instead of ending up in pepper soup😭💀 #PerfectMatchXtra

[Mau @Larkwei]

So we’re now doing sacrificial goat ritual just to secure a win in a reality show? Eeeii 🤷🏽‍♀️
At this point, are we watching TV or reenacting the Old Testament? Someone tell me when the entertainment turned into a full-blown spiritual assignment💀 #PerfectMatchXtra

[Mau @Larkwei]

After reading all those tweets, my eyes are blurry, yet somehow I still don’t have the complete gist😭 Let me go to TikTok and hear from the Department of Unsolicited Analysts because have already missed a lot 🙄🤦🏾‍♀️😂
#PerfectMatchXtra