Lauren

An archive of my random thoughts as I : work for a church, try to get some sleep, navigate my introverted tendencies and occasionally draw things

[Lauren @LarnRockett]

@tanisthemanis @JordanianRiver @real_dan_how TAKE A NAP, ALL OF YOU.

[Lauren @LarnRockett]

I got back on Twitter for such a time as this.

[Lauren @LarnRockett]

Listen, everyone in Tulsa. Can we strongly encourage @jonforeman to come to ORU? K, thanks. https://t.co/KilcFZaGb8

[Martina Del Bonta @MartinaDelBonta]

Hey #ORUSingle: Let's get @jonforeman to @OralRobertsU. Message approved by our favorite people ➡️ @kylie_johnson7 @JonFruh

#BringJonToORU

[Lauren @LarnRockett]

@beth_niest @JordanianRiver that hamster lives a dream life

[Lauren @LarnRockett]

@JordanianRiver @beth_niest Jordan grabbed a rain-soaked cat. I also asked her to

[Lauren @LarnRockett]

@JordanianRiver DID MICHAEL AND JANE KISS WHILE I WAS ASLEEP?

[Lauren @LarnRockett]

@beth_niest @JordanianRiver I forgot to come get demon hamster. That was an accident.

[Lauren @LarnRockett]

@beth_niest orrrr stay up so I can come over when the 'naders pass through

[Lauren @LarnRockett]

@beth_niest go to bed

[Lauren @LarnRockett]

@JordanianRiver speaking into my life as I sleep?

[Lauren @LarnRockett]

@JordanianRiver at me or with me? Important distinction. I remember nothing

[Lauren @LarnRockett]

@real_dan_how https://t.co/Ax3uXfCOUY

[Lauren @LarnRockett]

@JordanianRiver I did leave my room. Sang a song about it & walked pants-less by an open window. Went back in my room ❤️

[thucksgiving @TylerHuckabee]

"Dr. Carson, is your stance immigration really from the Bible?"

"Yes."

"Which book?"

"It's pretty obscure..."

[thucksgiving @TylerHuckabee]

Do you actually care about the new Starbucks cups?

[Lauren @LarnRockett]

"Oh I love Chollos.... Wait, I thought we were talking about churros..." -@real_dan_how

[thucksgiving @TylerHuckabee]

Garden State is a perfect title because like gardening you feel like it'll make you cool then you realize "wait, this is actually boring."

[Joey Ellis @joeyellis]

The one day a year I can openly confess to various murders. So freeing.

[Lauren @LarnRockett]

Today is the day that we wear the most unflattering color of green

[thucksgiving @TylerHuckabee]

Hello friends, what a beautiful day to PayPal me a thousand dollars.