Goat larp isn't just a larp for goats. It's a larp AT goats.
If the goats don't care what we're doing, we just roleplay that they do. We roleplay they're immersed as shit.
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It's a Comedy Larp about stupid, lazy villagers and the adventurers that get tricked into doing their chores.
Learn improv! Be a moron! Get your head stuck in a bucket!
@Cooljeans Goat Larp 2 will take place in Spring, 2020. The goats will have leveled up and will be craving even more mind blowing challenges and soul-gripping interactive stories.
In the same way that Star Trek inspired the invention of the cell phone, Goat Larp transcends the present.
Goat Larp offers a glimpse of a future which is life-affirming, nurturing, creative, and freakin adorable.
My character was Steve Quests, who is a clone of Steve Jobs but with additional goat DNA. All day, I rambled about my immersive world-changing GOAT technology.
Goat Larp was insanely fun. Really wild day. Out of control. From space. Like aliens replaced my memories with pure insanity that couldn't have actually happened.
If you express a preference (ie "Latex weapons look better than duct tape boffers"), you must immediately say "but there is no wrong way, everything is equally valid" or you are a One True Way Shitlord and deserve to be followed through the streets being whacked with a purse.
I told all of you I was going to systematically destroy all forms of larping. One day, all larps will be classified as "pre-goat larp" or post-"goat larp". Goats are the technology that will transform larping, forever.
"Lollapalooza, Glastonbury, Bonnaroo, Pitchfork, and Woodstock 50 can all get bent. The real can’t-miss summer event of 2019 is here, and it’s a live-action role-playing game for goats." -The Onion AV Club
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