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It's a learning process and you just have to trust it. Jesus Is King.

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@EftstratiosG @pythagoreanmetr @walterwhitepill Exactly the point

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@atKenNelson @walterwhitepill Free to every American. $500 for nons

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@SwedenGroyper93 @NapoleonBonabot I like that, international business class. Subtle yet evocative

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@We_Are_Toasted @thatmechaguy @NapoleonBonabot Even if you are a legit American, you should leave.

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@ayyylmaobruhhh @Sim2Mike @marcel_aromeh So the parent that did nothing wrong except have a child with a person who refuses to co-parent except on their own terms is a failure at life? You’re retarded

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@Sim2Mike @marcel_aromeh It only takes one person acting like a child to need the courts. You are not too bright if you genuinely believe that.

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@SBMowing At least throw your shit out before he comes to mow

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@BasedTorba Was just in Savannah, GA expecting to be inundated with that Southern hospitality but instead I was surrounded by Indians and Asians

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@mediadimension0 @Lars57360069 @i63556 @ReubenR80027912 You’re severely underestimating the ingenuity of the redneck engineer

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A friend just had a baby, and I’ve been thinking about this while we pack up for vacation and head to our summer spot.

If you can afford it, spend the money to do things with your family.

Not because your kids need luxury, they don’t.

But because novel places, new routines, smells, sounds, water, food, plane rides, late nights, all of it, tends to stick. Kids are more likely to form early memories around experiences that are sensory-rich, emotional, and different from the normal rhythm of home.

That was all I needed to hear once I became a parent.

If you need to make the side jar. Skip some other nonsense and bullshit you spend money on. Take the trip. Rent that house. Do the small weekend thing. Go to the beach. Go wherever you can with them to get them out of the routine.

One life. One childhood. One real shot at building the memories they carry with them. You start to really think deeply on this once you realize how fast time passes.

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@LiberN8 @C_3C_3 And put some pedo 👃’s in the middle of it.

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@HillsEmilyJ @MackerelMc @pinpulleddrmf Even though the delivery was a little combative, Mackerel had a good question and it’s cool to know the answer so thank you

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@FordSea2000 @HillsEmilyJ @pinpulleddrmf Same, bookmarked these few

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Saw this FB post asking ‘what’s your idea of fun’ with the response ‘dead-staring into a campfire & listening to 90’s rock.’

Well I had a perfect spot to do just that tonight with my son for the first time.

Spent 2-3 hours looking for firewood, batoning some with a log and knife to get to something dry (6 days of heavy rain).

Split off tons of tinder (more than I needed cause I was having fun), staged it all in the fire-pit, and went inside to take a load off.

Maybe 10 minutes later I noticed it was a little louder outside than normal (staying in a creekside cabin in the mountains.)

Looked outside and saw the rain picking up fast. Thought “shoot do I have a tarp?!” Nope.

Even looked at two when packing and said “nah I don’t need ‘em,” yet packed everything else I’d ever need.

Then I remembered I had an old blanket from high school 18 years ago with a waterproof side. Ran to the car, grabbed it, and covered up my newly soaked tinder, kindling, firewood and every size of wood in between.

All this work so I could start an epic bonfire to roast marshmallows with my 4 year old son.

We weren’t able to start that fire tonight, our second of two nights here.

But, I would happily spend another 2, 4, 8, 16 hours cutting firewood and whittling marshmallow roasting sticks just to give him the chance to potentially have the most epic night he could ever imagine.

All I wanted was our first vacation together to be the best it could possibly be.

As always, thank you God for keeping us safe on our trip so far.

So, yea, that’s my idea of fun.

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@NoahRyanCo All I gotta do is work in my garage in Florida and I’m sweating bullets in no time

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@whereshammy87 @StraightFlorida That north Jersey accent is horrendous, people are surprised when I say I’m from Jersey because I don’t have an accent. That’s cause I’m from South Jersey

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@EricSpracklen @ky_statesman I only registered as republican from unaffiliated to vote for Fishback in the primaries

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@BeardedBitcoins Amen brother, if only I could keep the doors open and keep the swarm of love bugs and weird, aggressive, yellow-ish flies out of my house

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What is it with kids and not shutting an exterior door? Are we all programmed like that by God for a reason?