larrissa lust

[Download Festival @DownloadFest]

IT'S DOWNLOAD WEEK! #DL2013

[Why Starbucks Sucks @YStarbucksSucks]

Starbucks' coffee contains acrylamide which is known to cause cancer in children. #WhyStarbucksSucks

[Nostalgia @ComedyPosts]

Me: wakes up
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Me: "5 more minutes." Goes back to sleep.
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[Speak Comedy @SpeakComedy]

EPIC DRINKING GAME: 1. Attach a mustache to your TV 2. Drink every time it lines up with someones face.

[Speak Comedy @SpeakComedy]

Wow seriously? 13 year olds having sex and getting drunk? When I was 13 I was injecting heroin and had committed my 4th murder, pussies

[Universal Facts @UniversalFact_]

Wine will spoil if exposed to light, hence tinted bottles.

[Dear Teenagers: @Dear__Teenagers]

If your parents are always talking about how the revolution will fail, ignore them.

[larrissa lust @LarrissaLust]

“@BryanStars: If you could be in any Disney movie what would it be?” lady and the tramp XD

[thoughts @thegoatcircle]

The average pencil can write 45,000 words, or a single line 35 miles long.