Larry Burns

I’m like a rug on valium. Relax

[Criminalsimpsons @Criminalsimpson]

HEY, BUDDY, YOU GOTTA SLOW YOUR CAR DOWN AND LET ME IN BECAUSE I'M A BIG, FAT GUY AND I CAN'T GO ANYWHERE! BECAUSE THERE'S GOING TO BE SOME POISON GAS I MEAN IT'S GONNA BE REALLY POISONOUS! EVERYBODY'S GOING TO BE DEAD, ESPECIALLY ME!

[Simpsons Daily Glavins 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @simpsons_DG]

"He's not a drifter, Mom. That's Mr. Burns's son, Larry. He's great at pointing out everyone's foibles."

"Hey! How you doing? Ooh, look at your hair. What happened? You saw yourself in a mirror?"

[Homer’s Best Bits @HomersBestBits]

Season 5 Episode 15

[ShinyMcShine: Simpsons Quotes @ShinyMcShine_]

"Hey, Colonel Homer. And you must be--"

"Mrs. Homer Simpson."

"Charmed."

"I thought you said she was overweight."

"It takes two to lie-- one to lie and one to listen."

"What does that mean?"

"I don't have time to answer all these questions. Time is money. Come on, people."

[Larry Burns @LarryBurnsy]

@Criminalsimpson

[Criminalsimpsons @Criminalsimpson]

Happy Kwik-E-Mart ham expire day 🎂

[Dude Where's Makar @joelthesakic]

Fake Homer is one of my favourite gags on the Simpsons

[Larry Burns @LarryBurnsy]

@EflSimpsons 😂

He spelled Crystal Palace with a 6

[ᥴꪖꪑᦓꪮꪀ 🌞 @Cambone88]

Las Vegas odds for Who Shot Mr Burns? In 1995

#TheSimpsonsGoats #TheSimpsons #SimpsonsForever

[Criminalsimpsons @Criminalsimpson]

What’s your favorite Simpsons food?

[Criminalsimpsons @Criminalsimpson]

Oh, don't worry, Marge. Her idea of wit is nothing more than an incisive observation humorously phrased and delivered with impeccable timing.

[Crime Net @TRIGGERHAPPYV1]

A woman was seen throwing frogs in a NYC lake