Larry Carroll

Writer, producer, the droid you're looking for

[Stirrups Now! @uniformcritic]

1986 ALCS, Game 5: Angels are two outs from the World Series and are winning 5-2 with Mike Witt dealing. In one of the greatest at bats ever & after seeing some tremendous pitches, Don Baylor delivers…

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

If you told me in 1987 that Jose Canseco, Eric Davis, Mark McGwire, Darryl Strawberry, Don Mattingly, and Dwight Gooden wouldn’t be in the Hall of Fame but the Padres’ shitty catcher I was getting in every other pack was going to make it one day I’d have thought you were insane.

[Boston Radio Watch®️ @bostonradio]

Pro wrestler Stan “Killer” Kowalski tells Eddie the infamous Haystack Calhoun Airplane Bathroom story. Diabolical.

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

I miss real intentional walks. The crowd booing, the .01% chance something weird would happen, the batter giving off “Yeah, I knew you didn’t want any this” vibes. If you want to walk a guy you should at least have to look like pussies for 30 seconds. It was good.

[The Green Kasey 🎃 @RawbertBeef]

This might be an insensitive thing to say but why didn’t LEGO Bruce Wayne just rebuild his parents?

[Larry Carroll @LarryCarroll]

@BestMovieMom …finally, I couldn’t take it anymore. Shouted “Willem Dafoe, look out for the rat!” He turned, let it run past, then gave me a wink and a wave. Nice guy.

[Larry Carroll @LarryCarroll]

@BestMovieMom About 2007, 1am, friends and I were out walking, suddenly Dafoe and some people come out a side street and walk about 50 feet ahead of us. As we’re all moving, a giant NYC rat appears, keeping pace halfway between our group and his. I watched as it closed the gap towards them…

[Joey T @VP_JoeyT]

I can’t get over how Chad Tracey looks like Craig Breslow in disguise. I think this might actually be an episode of Undercover Boss

[Mars Area SD @MarsAreaSD]

💙💛⚾️ Mrs. Ingoldsby, JJ Wetherholt’s 5th grade teacher, found this gem for his MLB debut today. The students had to write what they wanted to be when they grew up. So proud of him for living out his dream and knocking it out of the park in his very first at-bat! #marsproud

[Triumph® ᴛʜᴇ ɪɴsᴜʟᴛ ᴄᴏᴍɪᴄ ᴅᴏɢ™ Headquarters💩 @TriumphICDHQ]

Comics have been leashed for too long. Thank you, Byron Allen.

[Ian, Eagle Scout @boyscout934678]

@BostonStrong_34 I refuse to pay Isiah Kiner-Falefas salary via Lobster Poutine

[Sci-Fi World Museum @hollywoodscifi]

Who doesn't love some ZARDOZ cookies

[New York Porch Sports @nyporchsport]

“We’ll get em’ tomorrow, boys. Best of 5.”

Mark DeRosa on losing the WBC.

[kelsey sutton @kelseytsutton]

.@AMCTheatres it’s time to change the coca-cola ad that shows before movies. enough with the dance battle and car race 😭

[Shane Lantz @ShaneMLantz]

I did a lesson on active vs. passive voice. A few boys didn't get it until I said:

"Active voice is something like 'Cal Raleigh hit a three-run homer.' Passive is 'A three-run homer was hit by Cal Raleigh."

It clicked, and they spent the rest of the period saying "BIG DUMPER."

[River Cracraft Fan Club @CracraftFan]

When my mom asks if I want to join in family dinner tonight, but I have to explain how I have to watch a baseball game between American Italians and American Mexicans to determine if American Americans can keep playing baseball

[Larry Carroll @LarryCarroll]

New love for the #Dodgers incoming… #mlb #shohei #yamamoto