Lawrence Cohen

Michael Jackson's sister once came over to my house to use the bathroom

[Lawrence Cohen @LarryChunkCohen]

AGGGHHHHHH!!!! #AGGGHHHHHH

[Lawrence Cohen @LarryChunkCohen]

The @AstoriaPD are arresting Sloth! No way! He's going to live with me now. I'm going to take care of him. Because I love him.

[Lawrence Cohen @LarryChunkCohen]

Mmmmm... @dominos 🍕🍕🍕🍕

[Lawrence Cohen @LarryChunkCohen]

Is there a way out or what?!

[Lawrence Cohen @LarryChunkCohen]

Throw Mama Fratelli in the water, Sloth!

[Lawrence Cohen @LarryChunkCohen]

HEY YOU GUYS!!!! H/T #Sloth

[Lawrence Cohen @LarryChunkCohen]

I just called the sheriff guys. He didn't believe me! Shouldn't have lied to him about the 50 Iranian terrorists who took over @Sizzler_USA

[Lawrence Cohen @LarryChunkCohen]

Sharing a #BabyRuth with my new pal, Sloth. He's even hungrier than I am. He smells like fish heads #GoodTimes #GoodBuds

[Lawrence Cohen @LarryChunkCohen]

@AndyCarmy @MikeeeWalsh Relax guys, I'm not dead. I'm still following you. #TroysBucket

[Lawrence Cohen @LarryChunkCohen]

.@MikeeeWalsh if you can read this tweet... RUN! The Fratellis! They're coming after ya!

[Lawrence Cohen @LarryChunkCohen]

What are you guys up to down there anyway? #FOMO

[Lawrence Cohen @LarryChunkCohen]

I've been kidnapped by the Fratellis. they want me to tell them everything. they mean *everything*

[Lawrence Cohen @LarryChunkCohen]

What are ya doin' down there guys? I'll go get the police #ChunkSelfie

[Lawrence Cohen @LarryChunkCohen]

Pizza.... pepporoni... 🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕

[Lawrence Cohen @LarryChunkCohen]

I smell ice cream! They got chocolate eruption! And super duper chocolate eruption! 🍨🍨🍨🍨 Agh! It's a stiff!

[Lawrence Cohen @LarryChunkCohen]

C'mon @MikeeeWalsh it's getting late, it's dinner time, our parents are worried. Let's go home

[Lawrence Cohen @LarryChunkCohen]

@MouthClark there was no @pepsi but I found an ORV with bullet holes!

[Lawrence Cohen @LarryChunkCohen]

Kinda like us, eh @MikeeeWalsh? The Goonies

[Lawrence Cohen @LarryChunkCohen]

what is all this neat stuff in the attic @MikeeeWalsh?

[Lawrence Cohen @LarryChunkCohen]

@MikeeeWalsh Okay @Bralshy - @michaeljackson didn't come to my house, but @JanetJackson did!