Larry David

THIS IS NOT LARRY DAVID
This is a Larry David PARODY, Tweeting life as its acted out on Curb Your Enthusiasm.
His mother wanted him to deliver the mail.

[megan etcheberry @megetch]

WWLD...what would Larry do? @LarryDavidLD

[Nelson Samuel-Onyugo @Nelson_SO]

Waiting in nandos for my takeaway, I can see it ready but no one is giving to me may have to pull a @LarryDavidLD and get it myself.

[Larry David @LarryDavidLD]

@evilhag Yes, thanks....

[Larry David @LarryDavidLD]

@jamie_crandall Please then....... Just tell me how you cured the baldness?

[Larry David @LarryDavidLD]

@RoxySowlaty You won..

[Bara M. Saputra @barasaputra]

"If you're not cranky than you're not funny" - Larry David

[Larry David @LarryDavidLD]

@ItsmzAshley I recommend not....been there, done that.

[Larry David @LarryDavidLD]

@Evidence Larry David For President RT I couldn't wear the suit, not everyday + all the decisions...I... we'll. ahhh, I'm not sure

[Larry David @LarryDavidLD]

@KatGraham Pretty sure Larry David just taught that yoga class - I'm a dietary master and an adequate love maker but yoga is not my forte!

[Larry David @LarryDavidLD]

@NotRollergirl I can tell you that it was not funny for me!

[Larry David @LarryDavidLD]

@SleepingMonkey0 honestly just thought I saw Larry David at target RT Nop, wasn't me.

[Larry David @LarryDavidLD]

@AZEALIABANKS Larry David i want your bod RT OK - I can agree to that.

[Jason Akinyemi @JasonAkinyemi]

@rickygervais one of the best episodes of curb ever epic, you mr @LarryDavidLD should team up again, only good stuff will come from it.

[Larry David @LarryDavidLD]

@brittanyy_joo "What's the race on this doll?" RT Biracial I do believe!

[Larry David @LarryDavidLD]

Going to meet @TheRichardLewis I don't know why he has to tell me, what he has to tell me, face to face!?

[Larry David @LarryDavidLD]

My wife seems to be itching a lot. I think she should see a Dr?

[Larry David @LarryDavidLD]

Shame about Cheryl's beloved Aunt.

[Larry David @LarryDavidLD]

Hope the re-worded bio clears a few things up. :-)
Anyway......where were we??

[Larry David @LarryDavidLD]

@jgarlin This caterer better be good. You know...living in New York the only caterer I knew was Swanson....I liked the fired chicken!