Larry DeFelice

Comedian, Impressionist, Little Bastard

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So this just happened! @Laz77 @jdiggyx @LatinoComedian & @LarryDeFelice

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Bought so many yogurts for my dad, people asked if a hurricane was coming.

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Was nearly just run over by clerk pushing a pallet of popcorn. #embarassingerstories

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A clever disguise, chocolate candy. A clever disguise indeed...

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Wonder if I look as confused as all these other shoppers.

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Ok, so I no longer need to drive to Phantom Fireworks in PA for this?

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SRS wants to know: How much time do YOU spend grocery shopping each week? While you're thinking...let's get started...

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Having just arrived at Shop Rite due to unforseen circumstances, I shall not have time to post this week!

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2 tkts to SOLD OUT Pomplamoose concert Bowery Ballroom NYC 9/24! GA $24 ea. face val. E-tkts - easy free tfr on Tktmstr! Msg me if intrstd!

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Guy wearing giant headphones probably didn't hear his own "phlegmsnort."

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Contemplating moving to a foreign country, so that I can hear people speak English.

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Two Eastern European woman in front of me, speaking their native tongue. Every other word rhymes with babushka.

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"Your breath's friend!" HAHAHAHA! See what they did there?

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Ah, Fall! Nothing like a bin of freshly bruised NY State apples.

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Must be seniors day. Lots of big ears, giant sunglasses and produce sampling.

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Attention Shenaniganites: It's time...

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Buying a house so it's time to move on! Anyone looking in Bergen County, pls share! Check out this listing: http://t.co/OJ8FbbrxDe

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Shenanigan-less this week! Back next week, assuming my sanity returns, as well!

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Great Condo! Hackensack NJ.Top fl, cnr unit. NYC bus @ door. Lndry, balc, whrlpl tub, more! Check out this listing: http://t.co/NH9lnT9akS

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The P.A. guy didn't really just say, "You'll never shop wrong at Shop Rite", did he?