Larry “Smoky” Hoser

Best Buy Sales Associate and Virginia Tech Hokies Alumni | 4th Place in the Reston Annual Salsa Contest 2017 | Former 2 Star Javelin Thrower | RIP Uncle Scooter

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Nikki Capocci seeing her Linsanity run end #scubagirl

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@LegitKeyz

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Love the hosers. Stay Smokey

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@LegitKeyz Bing chilling

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Like I always say…

Nothing guaranteed in this world but death, taxes, and Chinese Basketball

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Hoser’s Top 5

1. Sloppy

2. An app sampler

3. That video of the brother and sister singing on the subway

4. Lebron ai songs

5. Early 2000’s comedy movies

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Don’t leave a crumb, got the bread, and you toast #rodgy

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Hoser is up later than he should be and something has just dawned on me.

So Henry Ford made the car. I’m thinking there’s a non zero chances he threw his boys Manuel and Otto (matic) a bone on the final cut…

Idk just my thoughts. ‘Night

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Checks out

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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

What a fucking ride!

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@LegitKeyz Wish I could go lower

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My Uber driver. Get a load of this retard.

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@MannyTheMFMan Interesting idea

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@LegitKeyz The shareholders were regulars on the island

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Gonna forge my boss into the Epstein files #motion

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@LegitKeyz Put the top in rocky top

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@MannyTheMFMan Side cup of Mac

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@curtislewisIII You got puffles Curtis?

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For my next trick, I will get belligerent at company happy hour! #kazam

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@tomcrai18772178 Ok scammer

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@LegitKeyz That’s just how I roll baby