when someone is edgy and also doesn’t want people to respond negatively to them it’s like Okay well then you have to pick one because you can’t identify as Provocative but Afraid of Provoking . that’s not real
guys who work in office jobs from home: i need like 10000g of protein or i will literally die
guy who actually does manual labor: did yuo know seven elever has a deal where two taquitos free if you get monster energy drink