Every day, I come home from work to a pile of literal shit on my bed. Fuck, if my good for nothing kids excrete any more fecal matter ON MY BED, they will all get the spankin' of a lifetime!
Feelin’ good, wanna share the love. I’m gonna DM 3 people that RT this tweet a $1,000 amazon gift card in 72 hours. Make sure you’re following, so I can DM you. Good luck! 🍀