ChampionGoblinSlapper

Please report any goblin sightings, my slapping hand is itchy.

[ChampionGoblinSlapper @LarryPeePants]

You can have women who are more intelligent than the men in their lives that doesn’t have to be a bad thing, and it says very little about leadership. Even the most intelligent women I know are hormonal, anxious and more neurotic than most men. Most of my girlfriends have been incredibly smart and it’s always made the relationship better and a more fun dynamic.

[ChampionGoblinSlapper @LarryPeePants]

@SavannahRa13125 @Napolean3002 @knightcore77 Dog you gotta relax. Lose the weight, get a haircut and make some friends dude. You’re gonna be alright.

[ChampionGoblinSlapper @LarryPeePants]

@Napolean3002 @SavannahRa13125 @knightcore77 Hating half of the species and blaming them for your problems is 100% mentally ill craziness, other people agreeing with you are also mentally ill. Hope this helps.

[ChampionGoblinSlapper @LarryPeePants]

@knightcore77 @Napolean3002 I’m pretty literate.

[ChampionGoblinSlapper @LarryPeePants]

@Napolean3002 @knightcore77 Dude just be charming and nice. Help her get something from the tall shelf. Smile.

[ChampionGoblinSlapper @LarryPeePants]

@Napolean3002 @knightcore77 Doesn’t this seem psychotic and poorly adjusted to you when you read it back?

[ChampionGoblinSlapper @LarryPeePants]

@Napolean3002 @knightcore77 Dog if you liked and enjoyed the company of women and vice versa your life would be way way better. Just don’t expect them to think or behave like men at all, be a little chauvinistic and you’re golden.

[ChampionGoblinSlapper @LarryPeePants]

@RadFleck @knightcore77 None of your friends were women who you liked and admired?

[ChampionGoblinSlapper @LarryPeePants]

@Napolean3002 @knightcore77 Cry about it dude

[ChampionGoblinSlapper @LarryPeePants]

@GuyPhillips @MeghanEMurphy Soyjack personified.

[ChampionGoblinSlapper @LarryPeePants]

@Yashvardha78069 @downbadcomment Have you ever been in love with someone who truly looked out for you before? It makes your life 500 times better.

[ChampionGoblinSlapper @LarryPeePants]

@PushinP75126237 @DeadsetAnime @downbadcomment Delusional. Go outside and meet people dude. Age gaps exist but it’s absolutely a minority of cases.

[ChampionGoblinSlapper @LarryPeePants]

@louie797078 @downbadcomment There’s other components but unironically yes I do think love can carry a relationship single-handedly. The funny part about your comment is if you were more attractive and cool to be around you would find love doing a lot more of the heavy lifting than any sort of transaction.

[ChampionGoblinSlapper @LarryPeePants]

@TheHoly4000th @downbadcomment It isn’t good when they do it either dog.

[ChampionGoblinSlapper @LarryPeePants]

@DeadsetAnime @downbadcomment 18 year old girls are almost universally seeking men their own age or at least within 5 years. The girls you’re referencing are a tiny population of prostitutes dude.

[ChampionGoblinSlapper @LarryPeePants]

Your analysis is completely spot on, but now that women have achieved equal rights shouldn’t the institution of marriage be retired? The old bargain kind of falls apart when women are expected to work and can’t really be relied on to be faithful. Legitimate question zero % anti women btw.

[ChampionGoblinSlapper @LarryPeePants]

@MurrayHillGuy1 He should have just counter ghosted and called it a day.

[ChampionGoblinSlapper @LarryPeePants]

@lizisamused If a woman has ever even been in an open relationship she’s nearly no one’s dream girl anymore.