Larrythecucumber

Laugh - Learn - Evolve. I post about everything. Well, minus politics, celebrities, and like ten other things. But yunno, everything.

[Larrythecucumber @Larrydcucumber1]

Calling out @GoatFunded. A long thread.
I bought a 100k instant prop firm account last month and made $3919 profit after 1 month. I didn't violate any drawdown rule, keeping risk to 0.5% per trade. I requested a payout last Thursday.

[Larrythecucumber @Larrydcucumber1]

@fundingtraders @StanFXTrading @rob88_ft @FTCustomerCare @thissdax @Drealsalt @iamdakejr @iamtolufx

[Larrythecucumber @Larrydcucumber1]

Another day to call out yet another prop firm. This time it's @fundingtraders.
A long thread.
Here is an overview of my trading month. Risk is 0.2% per trade.

I requested a withdrawal yesterday and I got this.

[Larrythecucumber @Larrydcucumber1]

https://t.co/kiSr5BCv50

This is a detailed tweet of an erroneous payout rejection that violates fundingtraders terms. Please help me look into it.

[Larrythecucumber @Larrydcucumber1]

Another day to call out yet another prop firm. This time it's @fundingtraders.
A long thread.
Here is an overview of my trading month. Risk is 0.2% per trade.

I requested a withdrawal yesterday and I got this.

[Larrythecucumber @Larrydcucumber1]

@PropFirmMatch @PropFinderApp @ThePropWatch @tonysnip3r @_Fbayomide @PropFirmMedia @Propfirm @PropFirmJournal

[Larrythecucumber @Larrydcucumber1]

@fundingtraders kindly go through again to see I didn't trade 5 minutes before or after any red flag news. Saying traders shouldn't hold a trade during the news is unfair, since news come out almost everyday. @fundingtraders

[Larrythecucumber @Larrydcucumber1]

@CHIZZY_BB 5:1 psg to win

[Larrythecucumber @Larrydcucumber1]

@richard_mill_ @_Fbayomide 😂😂

[TonySnip3r @tonysnip3r]

Half of 2026 is almost gone and some of you are STILL buying @GoatFunded accounts 😹😭

Brother… at this point you’re not chasing payouts anymore, you’re chasing character development.

Just search “GoatFunded” on the timeline:
• payout complaints
• blocked traders
• deleted accounts

Meanwhile the CEO @EdwardXLreal is doing giveaways like everything is normal instead of addressing the current issues😭🤣

Passing the challenge is now easier than surviving the payout request.

[Larrythecucumber @Larrydcucumber1]

I still dey send mail make dem release my $5919. I go even sign form say I no go trade them again after 😂😂😂 https://t.co/jJ2i8SaMFx

[TonySnip3r @tonysnip3r]

How to waste your trading career in 2026:

• Buy @GoatFunded
• Buy @BlueberryFunded
• Become payout motivational speaker 😭😹

GoatFunded 🤝 Blueberry Funded are Making traders fear payout requests more than drawdown 😹😹

[Larrythecucumber @Larrydcucumber1]

@tonysnip3r @GoatFunded @BlueberryFunded I still dey send mail make dem release my $5919. I go even sign form say I no go trade them again after 😂😂😂. https://t.co/jJ2i8SaMFx

[Larrythecucumber @Larrydcucumber1]

Calling out @GoatFunded. A long thread.
I bought a 100k instant prop firm account last month and made $3919 profit after 1 month. I didn't violate any drawdown rule, keeping risk to 0.5% per trade. I requested a payout last Thursday.

[Larrythecucumber @Larrydcucumber1]

@remntos @iamtolufx @kingposhi Nothing yet. Fingers crossed

[Larrythecucumber @Larrydcucumber1]

This was me last week. First time was $5k profit. I assumed it was my fault. Next was $3,919. I've been calling them out since. No response
https://t.co/jJ2i8SaMFx

[InveStorTolu💥 @iamtolufx]

A trader has two $100K GoatFunded accounts.

He made $6,000 on one account and $4,500 on the other.

First payout request on the 12th for $6K got denied for “copy trading.”
Support said the decision was FINAL.

Again, second payout request on the 15th for $4.5K also got denied for “copy trading.”
Support STILL said the decision was FINAL.

Then a bigger influencer complained about the same issue that same day… and GoatFunded suddenly reviewed HIS case and paid him, calling it a “kind gesture.”

Now after multiple draggings left and right, this trader’s $4,500 payout was suddenly paid today.

So tell me @GoatFunded @EdwardXLreal … how is his $6,000 still unpaid if both accounts were accused of the SAME copy trading violation?

If you had “valid proof” against him, why pay one account and still hold the other?

Your own actions are making traders question the entire process. Because if he wasn’t guilty on the second account, then how exactly is he guilty on the first one? 🚩

At this point, it no longer looks like rule enforcement.
It looks like public pressure decides who gets justice.

[Lord Judah @CosmicKritic]

Na this place off me, WTF is "maybe". Brr proved them wrong and they said "maybe" he did something else 😂😂💔.
Risk team no sabi wetin them dey do???

Omo run from ewu funded ooo 😂😂

[Larrythecucumber @Larrydcucumber1]

Hello @EdwardXLreal @GoatFunded attend to this.

[Larrythecucumber @Larrydcucumber1]

Calling out @GoatFunded. A long thread.
I bought a 100k instant prop firm account last month and made $3919 profit after 1 month. I didn't violate any drawdown rule, keeping risk to 0.5% per trade. I requested a payout last Thursday.