Lars Van Allen

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[Lars Van Allen @LarsVanAllen]

this day officially sucks 💀

[Lars Van Allen @LarsVanAllen]

ffs looking for someone to punch my lights out, I need sleep

[Lars Van Allen @LarsVanAllen]

keep seeing things... maybe I'm getting paranoid idk, but the streets of Montross feel nauseating tonight

[Lars Van Allen @LarsVanAllen]

48 hours, no sleep, doing well

[Lars Van Allen @LarsVanAllen]

Ive had better days https://t.co/TxIxrdjQgY

[Lars Van Allen @LarsVanAllen]

barely picked up my phone all day either yikes. y'all worry too much lol everything is fine

[Lars Van Allen @LarsVanAllen]

you know whAT fuck that I don't have to apologize.

[Lars Van Allen @LarsVanAllen]

sorry I uhhhhhhhh cancelled the party, haha

[Lars Van Allen @LarsVanAllen]

hey fuckface I lived 🔪

[Lars Van Allen @LarsVanAllen]

Shit

[Lars Van Allen @LarsVanAllen]

I think I'm signing off for the night! 👅

[Lars Van Allen @LarsVanAllen]

O h someone knows how to get my attention 😏

[Lars Van Allen @LarsVanAllen]

So many boys so little time

[Lars Van Allen @LarsVanAllen]

we're the hottest motherfuckers at this party 🖕🖕🖕

[Lars Van Allen @LarsVanAllen]

I'm gonna find something else to put on

[Lars Van Allen @LarsVanAllen]

u gh I need to get me out of this shirt I'm

[Lars Van Allen @LarsVanAllen]

someone just drop kicked a phone of the building fgfhffgfg I dun think it was theirs 😂🤣

[Lars Van Allen @LarsVanAllen]

the fuck are you? get out of my party https://t.co/MGdxcsSYzz

[Lars Van Allen @LarsVanAllen]

@sc0ttdawg get a better camera

[Lars Van Allen @LarsVanAllen]

There's a smorgasbord of haaaaaaaandsome men here tonight, I'm living!!!! 🥂💀🎉