Mike Parody Account

Never paid for a blue check mark.🇨🇦🍻🏒
Raconteur, bon vivant, scoundrel, plumber. Somewhat intelligent.

🍍(He/Him)

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@WorldOfTigra What did you think of Lucy Undying by Kiersten White?

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@ClockworkAnge @RpsAgainstTrump We know RFK Jr. would jump in, jeans and all.

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@VanessaStrawbe1 🖤💜🖤💜

[James Talarico @jamestalarico]

Since taking office, Ken Paxton has become a multi-millionaire while our pay has stagnated.

He owns 11 homes while most Texans can’t afford one.

He trades favors with rich donors while blocking overtime pay for workers.

Paxton doesn’t serve us — he serves himself.

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@WorldOfTigra I'd rather watch a movie about Orcas sinking yachts.

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@WorldOfTigra At this point that's understandable, what with everything Peter has been through.

[DateVerity.com @verityvixxenyeg]

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Repost to DIG YOUR HEELS IN 🗡️🖤🔥
@fawn_doll

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@verityvixxenyeg Both are sure to have something going on during any given weekend

[ꪝe @_wej01]

Ladies, if you are (unfortunately) attracted to men, heed my advice: marry the leftist, feminist, mega-nerd. Sure, there will be Lego Millennium Falcons and probably too many guitars, and he WILL geek out over the twenty-fifth anniversary re-release of the extended edition of The Lord of the Rings in theaters, but your career will flourish, your nervous system will regulate, and you'll be able to write all the strange, wonderful little books with magic and kissing you want..

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@MakaylaMoonnn In front of a saloon or rural truck stop (like Blackjack's in Nisku, or Boar's Nest out East if you don't mind the trip) on a sunny day? There are a few places around that would work.

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@NVIDIAGeForce #RTXPowersPlay

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@CubsWorld80 @lizaboth @samtripoli He's trying to. There's one project by Brooks Alberta that our POS Premier Danielle Smith has given the green light to, but there are still some hurdles to clear for him.

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@WorldOfTigra Depending on how well Masters of the Universe does I can see them taking a longer look at 80s cartoons for ideas. The only one on the quoted list that wouldn't work is Robotech. The legal rights to it and its related properties are a legal minefield these days.

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@missy_mysh @washingtonpost The "Fuck your feelings" crowd is having an awful lot of big feelings and they're making it out problem.

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@xxMissRachel Someone won the "Ugliest Xmas Sweater" contest...

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@draculangelica I dunno, if I'm having olives on my pizza I usually want onions and feta too. But that does look tasty.

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@GamewithDave

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@WorldOfTigra They did us dirty with the freemium game. With the play locked behind paywalls and cool downs that could be circumvented with wads of cash, it killed the game for me.

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@RinoTheBouncer MAG. A PS3 exclusive, online PVP only FPS that allowed for 3 sided, persistent meta advancements, and up to 256 players per map. When they shit down the servers it was deeply disappointing.