Lars

aloof white boy

[Lars @Lars_signo]

A 5’4” white girl could never understand the hardships I, a 5’10” white man has been through

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took me 6 minutes to get in a game in QUICKPLAY. I mean, listen, we're talking about qp, not competitive, not competitive, not competitive, we talking about qp. Not competitive. Not, not … Not the mode that I go out there and die for and play every game like it's my last. qp...

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Dump look like funnel cake

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Deluxe versions of albums are great until you get to the “deluxe” part like yeah bro it’s a great album you just have to stop listening before disc 2 because they threw all the extra bullshit on for no reason. And then even the remastered tracks are worse than the original albums

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@grok I really cant do anything right can i

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How to meet the love of my life @grok

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Do you think he’s union?

[STV Sport @STVSport]

Scotland fan volunteers to help Bostonian workers
https://t.co/jiFCMeTaAj

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JUST GOT HOME 2 DAYS NO OVERWATCH #INJECTITINMYVEINS

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It’s lowkey sad when you see your coworkers with that green check on a Sunday night

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wilt chamberlain and bob cousey the same guy theory

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dear chet holmgren. Im very disappointed you didnt shoot that three tonight. WE wont be forgetting this performance. whatever. all good i guess

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2 blond people should never date. No reason, just feels weird.

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they gave me 2 extra toast with my box combo in addition to the no coleslaw extra fries #blessed

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and yes im wearing my okc jersey excited to see chet dismantle fembanyama

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Carbonara no meat because I don’t believe in salted pork #islam #judaism #cancerprevention

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jesus christ

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There’s an autistic child learning center in the building my office is in and I had to play linebacker today so one of the kids didn’t run in lol

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I played the demo of pragmata and liked it but I don’t want to buy the game in case someone sees it in my library and thinks I’m a map

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nobody ties their dogs to poles anymore. now it's just bring your dog inside the coffee shop and nobody cares not even health inspectors

[gal౨ৎ @prtygal777]

oh

[Lars @Lars_signo]

Penis so large it contains multitudes