The Third Glaggler

big FAN of big FUN
Most FUN to be had at #glaggleland
Lover of FINE DINING

[The Third Glaggler @LarsonLate]

hi my name is (glagonkulus) what? my name is (glagogg) who? my name is uh a shicka bo bicka wacka wow wow weeble weeble blblblblbl (little glaggle)

[The Third Glaggler @LarsonLate]

it's raining it's pouring the Borkov is snoring 😍#dinnerisserved #glaggle

[The Third Glaggler @LarsonLate]

just chokeslammed my bitch of a wife #justice

[The Third Glaggler @LarsonLate]

my favourite cheese for all occasions is the laughing GAZOSQUID! eat the laughing GAZOSQUID any time you're craving a salty creamy treat! #CHEESE #CHEESYBUTTRUE

[The Third Glaggler @LarsonLate]

midnight lurked out fuck throwing money stoned strippers in the house

[The Third Glaggler @LarsonLate]

agh... stop biting me #gazzoland scarab beast!! I've been here for moths! what could it #want?? #HELP

[The Third Glaggler @LarsonLate]

#PissedMyself !!!

[The Third Glaggler @LarsonLate]

bleu cheese

[The Third Glaggler @LarsonLate]

its so cold down here
#InDanger

[The Third Glaggler @LarsonLate]

Stubbed my toe on the #glaggleland philosophy pole! How could I be so reckless?

[The Third Glaggler @LarsonLate]

@glaggleland I'm late to the date... typical Bartlesneed!
However, I will still say awesome moment, Glaggleland! #glaggleland

[The Third Glaggler @LarsonLate]

@glaggler Enticing fellow he was! Snatched a crumpet straight from the pocket of my trousers, and ran off giggling all the way!
May we never encounter the bastard post-daylight hours.

[The Third Glaggler @LarsonLate]

@GLAGGLE_TRUTH so true! #glaggleland

[The Third Glaggler @LarsonLate]

humpy dumpty sat on the wall... we can learn a lot of lessons from this; DON'T SIT ON THE #glaggleland WALL OF BONE

[The Third Glaggler @LarsonLate]

@glaggler @glaggleland Ah! Blimey! I only have but 23 Pexo's... perhaps I may return to my once prosperous day job at Montgomery's Flesh Museum...

[The Third Glaggler @LarsonLate]

I jont and I skip, I go on my merry way across the #glaggleland path of exile! I pluck a dandelion from the grass below and listen to it's melodic screams, I suddenly know what Spinty Freuland must have felt like all those shmepples ago!

[The Third Glaggler @LarsonLate]

Me when Stilbus by The Plentiful Plascentas starts playing at the #Glaggleland Shuffle Shack

[The Third Glaggler @LarsonLate]

"Pop!" goes the #glaggleland shunk trunk

[The Third Glaggler @LarsonLate]

Oh my! In a rousing game of "catch" I had thrown my compatriot a limited edition #glaggleland MOIST SPHERE, and where did it land but over the walls of #glazzoland! Be careful my friends!

[The Third Glaggler @LarsonLate]

@glaggler yes! but they will not include UZZ at the forst shiak!

[The Third Glaggler @LarsonLate]

a yummy treat from #glaggleand delight cart! can't wait for it to be in my stomachs!