Larson Statham

I am a semi professional speed walker

[Dez Bryant @DezBryant]

I’m really considering retiring.............

In @EAMaddenNFL
Because I can’t find any worthy opponents 😂

Xbox1 console: tweet your GT
And I’ll let you know whenever the champ is ready
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[Texas Rangers @Rangers]

Hey @Dodgers, the support group for back-to-back #WorldSeries losers meets on Tuesdays.

[Larson Statham @LarsonStatham]

I had an @EarthRoamer sighting today! It was only the second I have seen in the wild. Very exciting!

[Larson Statham @LarsonStatham]

Banksy Painting Goes for $1.4 Million and then Gets Shredded in Frame via @TMZ https://t.co/ieWbA9msou

[Larson Statham @LarsonStatham]

'Friends' Costume Designer Digs Balenciaga's $9,000 7-Layer Coat via @TMZ https://t.co/uv9r8E47HJ

[Larson Statham @LarsonStatham]

Hey @Tyson_Lamb I thought y’all fixed the cart sniping...I’ve had my checkout cart sniped the past two releases. I’d like to buy something and not sell it like half the other buyers out there that just sell it on eBay at 5x the cost....

[Larson Statham @LarsonStatham]

Golden State Warriors Had $500k of Booze on Championship Parade Buses via @TMZ https://t.co/QQ3kLiDVfP

[Larson Statham @LarsonStatham]

Anthony Bourdain Dead at 61, Apparent Suicide via @TMZ https://t.co/PFiXMvOznn

[Kurt Warner @kurt13warner]

THIS... IS... SWEET!!!! https://t.co/QvhG2OhrIq

[Tony Romo @tonyromo]

The standard that every future cowboy will have to live up to. Thank you Jason Witten. You will be missed bro.

[Larson Statham @LarsonStatham]

@koolkegatown good craft beer, good times

[Larson Statham @LarsonStatham]

I wish it was football season already! #DallasCowboys #att stadium looks magical. I think something special must be happening. #football #magic

[Rory McIlroy @McIlroyRory]

To celebrate my victory yesterday at Bay Hill, I’m giving away this signed @APinv flag. Simply RETWEET or FAVOURITE this tweet for a chance to win. The winner will be announced tomorrow! #APInv

[Larson Statham @LarsonStatham]

@Timothy_Paul86 @BillyCorben That’s ridiculous

[Daymond John @TheSharkDaymond]

How #JayZ became the millionaire mogul he is today. Great advice.

[Larson Statham @LarsonStatham]

What is this #Fortnite everyone keeps talking about.

[Larson Statham @LarsonStatham]

Well this blew my mind. #Guinness #mindblown #factoftheday

[Larson Statham @LarsonStatham]

@OBJ_3 I doubt it, everyone has a opinion just like everyone has an ass.

[Larson Statham @LarsonStatham]

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[Jordan Spieth @JordanSpieth]

I’ve joined forces with my friends at @SuperStrokeGolf to give away 3 signed flags celebrating my 3rd Major Championship!

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