Las Vegas Man

What Happens In Vegas...is usually his fault.

[Las Vegas Man @LasVegasAreaMan]

@kesvelt They could be trying to scare the crap out of the rest of the world, like how they don't try to deny defenestrations (window cancer) and polonium tea. They like that it scares dissidents and other enemies.

[Las Vegas Man @LasVegasAreaMan]

@AtThisHr @DanScavino He's trolling you, lady. We all knew this was gonna happen. We're not the ones who think these people give a flying fuck about us, and we're definitely not expecting them to help fix anything.

[Las Vegas Man @LasVegasAreaMan]

@krassenstein He let Natalie trim it to look like Liberace.

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@KwikWarren Weirdly, Bannon was legit good looking when he was young.

[Las Vegas Man @LasVegasAreaMan]

@elonmusk "Après moi, le déluge."

[Las Vegas Man @LasVegasAreaMan]

@AkevvFlurry @elonmusk @boringcompany He's actually doing good things here. We appreciate his efforts and it will eventually be great.

[Las Vegas Man @LasVegasAreaMan]

@elonmusk @boringcompany It runs though too seismically active a zone to make it feasible. But it would be great for as long as it would last!

[Las Vegas Man @LasVegasAreaMan]

@igorsushko Potemkin parade!

[Las Vegas Man @LasVegasAreaMan]

@elonmusk @boringcompany

[Las Vegas Man @LasVegasAreaMan]

@itslinklauren When hypocrites whose opinions and and actions harm others decide to sport a set of cartoonishly oversized boobies and violate the sanctity of their marriage vows on camera, you are asking a lot of us to not at least have a chuckle.

[Las Vegas Man @LasVegasAreaMan]

@dbongino Massie is a principled conservative, and he is the best hope you and the other grifters have to salvage your party after Trump.

[Las Vegas Man @LasVegasAreaMan]

@TotalSeasons He's channeling Rip Taylor.

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@TotalSeasons He paid a lot for that
hair, he can wear it as weird looking as he likes.

[Las Vegas Man @LasVegasAreaMan]

@FmrRepMTG I have been saying for years, "Would you trust Trump to buy groceries?" and I say it to illustrate that he has no idea how to perform mundane tasks that require the ability to mentally calculate many steps from start to completion. I am positive he has not driven a car in decades

[Las Vegas Man @LasVegasAreaMan]

@sungleeiq Done

[Las Vegas Man @LasVegasAreaMan]

@FlavorFlav We are so lucky to have you here in Vegas. You are a treasure.

[Las Vegas Man @LasVegasAreaMan]

@mmpadellan Answering for her husband's skeevy behavior. Yet again.

[Las Vegas Man @LasVegasAreaMan]

@JoJoFromJerz @AmericanVet0311 WWJW
(WhatWouldJesusWear?)

[Las Vegas Man @LasVegasAreaMan]

@RP_FLASH Speaking of disrespect, you got his name wrong.

[Las Vegas Man @LasVegasAreaMan]

@allenanalysis And you voted for this. You amazing me with your stupidity sometimes.