Atlas

Founder of CDs Inc. 📈
I cooka da pizza 🤌
Some assembly required. 😔
We move 🏃
Rivals 2 💯

Banner photo:📸 @YoStayFun

[Brain Leakage @BrainLeakage03]

Maybe I’m old fashioned, but I think all jurors should have a bias against killing babies.

[Annatar @sadnekocomics]

911 for hornets

[Jerkass Johnny @TuskActs4]

Mario fans in 2006 seeing the ending of Mario 06 where Mario got killed by a new villain named Abaddon, and a hyper realistic princess Rosalina kisses his corpse as the seven star powered spirits revive him

[G @GlitchxPeridot]

one of my personal favorites

[Pinsir (Takeover) @Inferno7786]

of course the lions win. and don't say magcargo or groudon or mewtwo or alakazam or any fire type or any psychic type or any of the movies or any pokedex entries or the manga or any spinoff games and all the lions have to be pyroars and we have to use the ingame battle system

[Wylfċen @wylfcen]

Once again pointing out that this implies we should sterilize the third world

[Pavlo 357 #Kirbypilled @Pavlo_357]

mewtwo training his army of 4.294.967.296 unique pattern spindas to take down the lion king once and for all

[YankeesFan239 @YanksFan239]

@reddit_lies If anyone really wanted to know

[PENNY ﾒ𝟶 ™️ @xlucidpennyx]

My coworker told me he hasn’t got a raise after everyone got theirs. I told him “closed mouths don’t get fed” he went to hr and they fired him. He didn’t get a raise because he was supposed to be fired and they forgot

[Atlas @Las_CDs]

His seph makes me wanna play the game again

[gambino 🎭 @Marc_Levins]

@DunaryBear real ones remember this one

[MudkipNerd @MudkipNerd_]

you could slap the israeli flag on literally fucking anything and some fat twitter user with "sonion ring" humour and erectile dysfunction will slobber on your penis like you're gonna ejaculate water from the fountain of youth. talking about some "generational slander". fuck you

[﹒ 𑣲 𓏼 piso #boftwt ⌣ . @_shrimpheaven]

I love this genre of joke what is this called

[RC135M @RC135V]

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