Lasandra Longbot

- Just spoil me with loyalty . R.I.P Marishka ❤ , IG: envymyypretty_

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By age 17, Harry Potter already defeated Voldemort and saved the whole Wizarding world and here I am on twitter refusing to get a life

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Code 2319 https://t.co/pxf1MIJtMU

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They got this one right. https://t.co/q0Kv0qUhrc

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do you ever feel lost & confused & have no idea what you’re doing with your life so you’re just winging it & hoping… https://t.co/Iyj9QAp4Ya

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Me as a girlfriend https://t.co/fgQUMlNuR1

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why do parents get mad when u sleep all day like im staying out of trouble and im not spending your money like what is the issue here

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i got 99 problems and probably about 94 of them come from my lack of motivation to do anything

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You’re the kind of person I’d make coffee for in the morning.

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no offence to me but wtf am i doing

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why test on animals when there r people who r rude to waiters

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When someone you hate tries to talk to you https://t.co/UAaa2KYFV8

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am i going to be sleepy every day for the rest of my life

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whats a week without atleast 7 major breakdowns

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dads are either too nice or assholes there is no in between

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dont buy roses for her buy taco bell show her u serious brah

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This has to be one of the longest and craziest GIF I've even seen https://t.co/u1tBb93qYa

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i’ll probably third wheel at my own wedding

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do you want to cuddle and play video games all night? a) yes b) a c) b

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Zendaya is me around loud people https://t.co/ADXoTgijws

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"your order has been shipped" me: https://t.co/cWPB3rcyCN