Profiling Protectron

Trains are for the 20th century; I just want the rockets to run on time.

[Bulk Vanderhuge @flatearthjape]

Every person Caleb Hammer interviews is load bearing to the economy in ways that hurt to think about

[Profiling Protectron @LaserLawBot]

"White Man creates trains. White Man meets Indians. Indians scam White Man. Indians use scam money to build trains. Trains destroy Indians."

[Space and Technology @spaceandtech_]

🚨: India is set to develop the world's first live commercial hyperloop cargo logistics project.

[Profiling Protectron @LaserLawBot]

Here's to us.

Rebels and gentlemen, inventors and entrepreneurs, builders and fighters; the nation of the endless frontier. From wilderness, a homeland of pioneers ready for our next great endeavor.

The first 250 have been magnificent, and we're just getting warmed up.

[Profiling Protectron @LaserLawBot]

Trump tomorrow: "Many people are saying she's an old country now, but still beautiful, so beautiful."

MSNBC: "She's only 250, you sick fuck!!!"

[Aetius @AetiusRF]

It is decreed that with the weekend celebration of this great nation all black pilling will be kept to an appropriate minimum regardless of the SCOTUS ruling. Anyone caught black pilling this week will be declared a British loyalist and have their AC taken from them

[Profiling Protectron @LaserLawBot]

Mr. Hamilton, I have good news & bad news. The good news is that Broadway Street in your beloved New York City will be instrumental in presenting your life story & politics to modern Americans. The bad news is...well, do you know the sort of people Mr. Franklin calls "tawny?"

[Profiling Protectron @LaserLawBot]

A time-traveling Patriot updates the Founders on the 250th anniversary of the American Experiment:

Mr. Franklin, I must apologize for startling you, sir. An explanation is in order. My disconcertingly swarthy complexion is due to my ancestry: I am full-blooded N...N...Norwegian.

[Profiling Protectron @LaserLawBot]

On another letter-related note: Mr. Jefferson, for the love of God, tell Mr. Madison to give William Marbury his job letter if you don't want federal judges to award themselves the power to become the most calamitously petty tyrants to ever curse this republic.

[Profiling Protectron @LaserLawBot]

"Nice try, JD, but we know you're a fascist who actually wants all of them gone!"

"Nice one, JD; we know you're a fascist who actually wants all of them gone."

[Leading Report @LeadingReport]

JD Vance: We had 12 million people come into the country [under Biden], and we were elected with a mandate to get some of those people out.

[Profiling Protectron @LaserLawBot]

"But Argonians deserve to work in their natural habitat! POCS (Persons of Colored Scales) deserve reparations! And Nord children should be able to read Crassius Curio in their schools. Banning "The Lusty Argonian Maid" is sex-negative and anti-scaleitic."

[Profiling Protectron @LaserLawBot]

Another Rain's Hand 15th, another day of my taxes funding underwater basket-weaving classes for Argonians.

It's over. The Eastmarch has fallen.

[Charles @wotancore]

“It is becoming quite evident that billions of people are going to have be done away with”

[Rhodie @Rho_die]

Happy Rosenbergs electrocution day!

[Trump War Room @TrumpWarRoom]

11 years ago, Donald Trump descended the golden escalator and changed American politics forever.

[Profiling Protectron @LaserLawBot]

"I like the way he makes deals. When the NASTY Mouth of Sauron, a total lightweight, was telling lies lies lies about the Halflings, the Heir of Isildur took a big, beautiful swing at his neck. Many are saying it was as perfect as one of my swings on the golf course."

[Profiling Protectron @LaserLawBot]

@MiddleearthMixr "Aragorn son of Arathorn: he's a fighter, isn't he. We love our Rangers, don't we, folks? Elessar Elfstone they call him; I like that. When he led that charge for Frodo, I said 'Look at the stones on him.' He has a great sword, the best, named after a great American company."

[Profiling Protectron @LaserLawBot]

@MiddleearthMixr "Aragorn son of Arathorn: he's a fighter, isn't he. We love our Rangers, don't we, folks? Elessar Elfstone they call him; I like that. When he led that charge for Frodo, I said 'Look at the stones on him.' He has a great sword, the best, named after a great American company."