Mia Brown

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Rep. Dean Phillips: "I'm here tonight to say to my brothers & sisters in Congress & all around our country, I'm sorry. For I've never understood, really understood, what privilege really means. It took a violent mob of insurrectionists & lightning-bolt moment in this very room."

[Mia Brown @LaserNoodles]

Again for everyone in the back.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

In my on-boarding to Congress, I get to pick my insurance plan.

As a waitress, I had to pay more than TWICE what I’d pay as a member of Congress.

It’s frustrating that Congressmembers would deny other people affordability that they themselves enjoy. Time for #MedicareForAll.

[Mia Brown @LaserNoodles]

@qctimes @wqad @kwqcnews I am looking for an article that no longer appears online about an emergency landing made by American Airlines flight 5340 on September 13, 2008. If a copy exists anywhere I would be grateful for the opportunity to see it.

[Mia Brown @LaserNoodles]

This is a total long shot in the dark: On 9/13/2008 Flight AA5340 made an emergency landing in Quad City Iowa. Someone took a photo of all the passengers. I'm looking for that photo. #AmericanAirlines

[Mia Brown @LaserNoodles]

What distinguishes a ladies hammer from regular hammers?

[Mia Brown @LaserNoodles]

@PatrickCavins @ejsacho The land of my people.

[Mia Brown @LaserNoodles]

If you don't support science, then give back your truck, your guns, and your health. #ScienceMarch #science

[Mia Brown @LaserNoodles]

When your boss tells you to run if you hear explody sounds as he's about to do science. #RealTimeChem

[Mia Brown @LaserNoodles]

If you want to say something to a woman you don't know, think how you'd feel if another man said it to you. Creeped out? Keep it to yo'self.

[Mia Brown @LaserNoodles]

Kids outside screaming at decibel levels that would kill a banshee. Those who say "let kids be kids" can go to hell, eardrum shattering hell

[Mia Brown @LaserNoodles]

Roomie and I are locked out of our apartment and breaking back in. Thank goodness we're two white women breaking and entering.

[Mia Brown @LaserNoodles]

When you lose half your precious sample because the f*ing filter exploded in your face. #RealTimeChem #labgoggleswin

[Mia Brown @LaserNoodles]

After months of war and metaphorical tears, the stop flow and I have reached a truce. May this period of peace reign long. #RealTimeChem

[Mia Brown @LaserNoodles]

Pro-tip: challenge your boss to make you fat, and free cookies will always appear.

[Mia Brown @LaserNoodles]

When you help a guy with a dead battery jump his car and he feels the need to mansplain the whole process.

[Mia Brown @LaserNoodles]

Battle with technology is exhausting. #science #gradschoolneedsnaptime

[Mia Brown @LaserNoodles]

The real reason group meetings are so long. #science

[Mia Brown @LaserNoodles]

When rando dudes make kissy noises at you on the street: I want to stop them & ask wtf was going through their minds. Anyone ever done that?

[Mia Brown @LaserNoodles]

Downstairs neighbor periodically shovels a portion of his backyard in this blizzard so he can feed the birds. #faithinhumanityrestored