CrackedAndGoated

6’8 250lbs Professional COD Player who Loves to Smoke Mango OG Only - 6.0 GPA, 41 on the ACT - failed HS.

[CrackedAndGoated @LaseredGG]

If you get the vaccine you are an idiot r***rd. Idc what the reason is. Lick my sack if you get the flu-19 vaccine. While you are getting pinned with poison I’m making your hourly salary in 3 seconds. You should feel like an idiot.

[CrackedAndGoated @LaseredGG]

@MinSub4 You are actually brain dead. Acuna has done nothing productive for the Braves this year other than cost money for medical exams. It has been close games lost and pitching that has been the issue the last few weeks, you’re a casual box score watcher with rocks for a brain.

[CrackedAndGoated @LaseredGG]

@NinoB616 @sophie5769 @MoosesFelix Just read her bio, lost cause pal - she/her/they can’t be saved.

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@TheOtherPeyton @MrChadBishop I pray to God you never do anything related to baseball in your life, what an abomination of a take - my goodness.

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@Bexorexorex @fiago7 @Zwxsh Fuck off little bitch boy

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@_CokeHeads @ZacharyFast2 No point even replying to that soy boy boss he’s a lost puppy

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@Mets @Braves Gay ass logo for a gay ass team… get a grip idiots

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@whitesox No one gives a shit you idiots start the game

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No wonder this guy just gets worse and worse

[aaalex 🪩🎀✨ lestat’s tour manager @dunebarbie]

spencer strider my woke king 🫶

[CrackedAndGoated @LaseredGG]

I am disgusted by fat people.

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@daveben @ChoppinBravos Cool story buddy. Dude was an animal for the Braves, quite h*mo to be looking into his personal life like this. Do you have a crush on him?

[CrackedAndGoated @LaseredGG]

Now that I think about it so many dick riding homo boys out there. Talking about I just have noooo motivation, I’m just in a slump, I’m just- you’re a PUSBOI LITTLE MEAT MUNCHER.

[CrackedAndGoated @LaseredGG]

Weird ass homo if you like going to concerts as a grown ass man. Let’s go watch another man sing songs to me and Serenade me while I jump up and down and sing along.

Dick riding ass little boy.

[CrackedAndGoated @LaseredGG]

@TheOp_pes @serotonen I sound like a child while you are saying Lmaooo. Your mother would be so disappointed her son came out such a catastrophe. You need Greek yogurt in your diet most definitely, you are a larper wet poodle with a bad groom job.

[CrackedAndGoated @LaseredGG]

New York strip, Greek yogurt containing wild blueberries, raw local honey, Ceylon cinnamon, strawberries with raw local honey, diet Dr Pepper, diet Fanta, 2 fre pouches, 10mg melatonin, sleep gummy, pay for oura ring and year subscription but don’t wear it

[CrackedAndGoated @LaseredGG]

I will be the one to do 5 hours stair-master while ripping 20 fre pouches

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@SleeperMets Was your mother surprised when her baby boy was born with a vag*na when she had you?

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@TheOp_pes @serotonen And still makes more in an hour than you’ve seen in your entire existence. Stop playing with the 6 God.

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@thecb777 @Pads1818 Not a single player on the roster knows you exist and you’re definitely vaxxed w boosters booster boy

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@Jared_Carrabis Might as well pack your bags up when Kim comes to the plate… guy couldn’t hit a Kia soul flying at em

[CrackedAndGoated @LaseredGG]

People who get emotional over sports teams definitely are vaccinated. Also, non-vaccinated people get extremely angry over sports teams so I guess there’s just a bunch of reta**s out there.