Jake Lasley

Simpleton.

[Jake Lasley @LasleyJake]

Hey @TrainingPeaks, change it back!

[Jake Lasley @LasleyJake]

Can we bring downtube shifting back?

[Jake Lasley @LasleyJake]

@DeonBean @C__Drummond It's always sounded fun! How to tag it onto another event to make it feasible?

[Jake Lasley @LasleyJake]

What's your best calorie per dollar food?

[Jake Lasley @LasleyJake]

Searing a roast this morning and Rowan says "Is that a ham?" Gwyn replies "No you genius, that's a meatloaf!"

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Onto more pressing matters, @usacycling how about some info for our up and coming racers. How about even a month that Jnr nationals is? Training plans and race plans are on hold.

[Jake Lasley @LasleyJake]

If you have results at a Grand Fondo doesn't that just make it a road race? Or am I missing something?
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[Jake Lasley @LasleyJake]

If I had a dollar for every time I was told "It just needs an adjustment.".

[Jake Lasley @LasleyJake]

As always @tannerculbreath delivers on a great race. Counting down the days for @RutsNGuts! #crossishere #bikeracing #rutsnguts

[Jake Lasley @LasleyJake]

Has a city or organization planted or proposed planting fruit and nut trees versus standard shade trees?

[Jake Lasley @LasleyJake]

Still decency out there! I heard "Sir" when I walked out of the store today. Turned out I dropped the $17 in change I had gotten.

[Jake Lasley @LasleyJake]

Show of hands fellow Oklahomans, Who is going out Friday topless, smoking dope and carrying a gun to celebrate new rights?

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And @SethLasley is off in the Junior National RR. @TeamSoundpony #RoadNats #iamspecialized

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First race with the boy. I have a feeling I won't be beating him to much longer.

[Jake Lasley @LasleyJake]

I heard Wout Van Aert is switching to Triathlon because he heard Van der Poel can't swim.

[Jake Lasley @LasleyJake]

I think if Rule 103 was utilized by @usacycling officials there job would be much easier.

[Jake Lasley @LasleyJake]

Power numbers without rider weight is like saying you have a 350hp vehicle. A Honda Civic impressive, a Ford 3500 not so much.

[Jake Lasley @LasleyJake]

@irishalanwhite @C__Drummond what he said!

[Jake Lasley @LasleyJake]

My top three rules of group riding: be alert, be predictable and protect your front wheel.

[Jake Lasley @LasleyJake]

Hey @raceface604 @EastonCycling! I have been calling warranty all week for a customer is anyone going to call me back?