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Whatever is worth one more drink

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@timecrisis2000 @Chromeo @googlechrome @dongstreth @nickweidenfeld @arzE @stevewoz Re gift giving, like @Chromeo , one gift giving theme I have with a friend is time crisis itself (eg, Jake prints, TC recommended books, odd food stuffs)

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Will someone please combine the White Lotus and Succession soundtracks so we have the most epic song ever?

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in my book youre not allowed to be vegan and bad at cooking vegetables

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@marcjacobs really must like Broadway / Lafayette. Me, I prefer West 4th.

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The best meals take place over the sink

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Nothing says I own a brownstone like walking two giant pure bred dogs in Bed Stuy

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Super glad my mid-size bank doesn’t have a name starting with “S”. The trend in bank failures is pretty easy to spot.

[Ryan McLeod @warpling]

Google is such a wonderful company. What an incredible service to be able to search for a hotel and tap an ad for a copycat phishing website before the organic result for the actual hotel! What beautiful incentives. The solution is for the hotel to outbid the scammers of course!

[Seinfeld Current Day @Seinfeld2000]

by age 30 you should be unemployed and live with your parents

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@hanncrux I prefer to wake up drunk than go to bed drunk

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I can’t wait to name my next menswear piece after a street in NYC? Ludlow? Houston? So many new ideas!

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Well the pandemic did one good thing

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I eat my salad with a spoon because, yes, I’d rather not be eating a salad but I am for health reasons.

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@MT_reality

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NGL: I like that last bite of the sandwich that is just bread and mayo. #noshame

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@MT_reality You are GOD not GOAT, GOD!

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@hanncrux Check my mad funny tweet today. You won’t agree but whatevs

[Ryan McLeod @warpling]

Oh were you at work when we tried to deliver your package? Well you can get it at a place that’s open from 9-5 now gl hf

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@pretamanger saved my life

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My sister is pregnant and making chicken pot pie.

I am single and making brain shaped jello-o shots.