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[LastCelebration @LastCelebration]

Pilot >>>> any other brand of ballpens

[ThioJoe @thiojoe]

⚠️ WARNING ⚠️ - It is ILLEGAL to purchase digital-only goods using a delaware zip code, just to avoid the sales tax (even if you don’t live there).

Just because the address you use makes no difference for digital goods, does NOT mean you may just completely dodge the taxes!

[ohlistic @ohlistic]

This is a rather elaborate parody account of a fictitious Duterte-supporting congressman

[𝓔𝓵𝓯 𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮 @Real_Elf_Prince]

@patternrecoggni Ah s*ht, Here We Go Again

[Rebane @rebane2001]

i can & have done:
android -> windows
windows -> android
windows -> linux
android -> linux
android -> mac
mac -> windows
linux -> windows
mac -> mac
mac -> linux
windows -> windows
windows -> mac
linux -> linux
android -> android
linux -> android

eu justifyably wants * -> iphone

[john @john_wilddog]

a random file converter website is about to wonder why millions of people are visiting at once

[New Liberals 🇺🇦🇹🇼🌐 @CNLiberalism]

The Chinese will look at you with a straight face and say “we think in centuries” as they plunge into a demographic crisis caused by one-child policy

[sui ☄️ @birdabo]

never deleting this app 💀

bro is gonna wake up with -$300k

[Dylan @svyoshi]

the amount of kids that won’t learn port forwarding because of this is so detrimental to the CS pipeline

[LaurieWired @lauriewired]

the most low-effort / high reward thing you can do for security is installing the Russian language pack

(not even joking, it's ridiculous how often that prevents execution)

[Samay @Samaytwt]

Claude Code:
"Claude usage limit reached. Your limit will reset at 10 AM"

ChatGPT:
"Your absolutely right"

Meanwhile Gemini:

[eStarland @eStarland]

🇺🇸 Game Consoles Released Under U.S. Presidents:

[Chez @imcoocooforcoco]

@eStarland

[Sasho Todorov @SashoTodorov1]

"Most crime is committed by a very small pool of prolific repeat offenders" is probably the single most important thing to understand for criminal justice efforts.

[LastCelebration @LastCelebration]

@HEYOgrapinas Some of these abbreviations are bizarre.

`Nju` for San Juan? `Apn` for Las Piñas? I kept tilting my head to see if I was even reading those codes right.

[Glinert 🇺🇸 🏭 @StevenGlinert]

Multipolarity and the defensive retreat of the US will lead to anarchy.

If you didn’t like Pax Americana, you’ll sure as hell hate what comes after.

[maeve ~ @miaaowing]

fun fact: this is completely useless

99% of sites accept the next and previous TOTP code, to make sure you still get in even if your system clock is out of sync with the server

[Kane 謝凱堯 @kane]

The source of the data center water psychosis is @_KarenHao, whose book Empire of AI was a NYT best seller but overestimated water use by 100,000% (lol).

The response was just “oopsies” and all the incorrect books were kept in circulation 🤷🏻‍♂️

[leevy skeevy 𝙀𝙉𝘾𝙃𝘼𝙉𝙏𝙀𝘿 (+2) @casseroleboy]

I appreciate what this sticker is trying to do. I just wonder what goes through your head the moment you're holding a box of "killing black people" stickers

[chloe @yandhiisntreal]

oh they are losing money by the TRUCKLOADS