Candace Orsetti

In 1984, Weird Al predicted my fate.

[Candace Orsetti @LastItsCandace]

@EITMonline I used to work with a suuuuper bitchy woman who kept a sign on her desk reading, "Do NOT STEAL items from MY desk!!!"

One night working very late, my coworker and I stole the sign

[Candace Orsetti @LastItsCandace]

@philobr Literally the first word I saw when I opened today's Bee. DICKHEADED didn't work, either. Boooooo.

[Candace Orsetti @LastItsCandace]

@OneEclecticMom I'm 92% sure Rachel's dress from Monday is the same one I wore but in a different colorway!

[Candace Orsetti @LastItsCandace]

@therealblatboom @EITMonline @SpiritAirlines Seriously! The one time I flew Spirit, something fell off my lap and I literally didn't have enough space to bend forward and pick it up.

[Candace Orsetti @LastItsCandace]

@dog_rates Obviously, Nori is Bob Ross reincarnated

[Candace Orsetti @LastItsCandace]

@legsidelizzy #laurienotaro warned us...
https://t.co/hDSOUPZqjA

[Candace Orsetti @LastItsCandace]

"But can you dance?" Har har, we've heard that a million times.

[Candace Orsetti @LastItsCandace]

If there is a Candace in your circles, please know that the name is Candace*. Not CanDANCE. Never Candance. There is no second N. The name is pronounced /can-diss/.

*Candice, pronounced the same way, is also a perfectly valid spelling.

[Candace Orsetti @LastItsCandace]

@joeylavarias ☠️

[Candace Orsetti @LastItsCandace]

@jbhchilipepper @dog_rates Adorable! Please give Coco a kiss from me 🥰

[Candace Orsetti @LastItsCandace]

@JustOurKind @dog_rates Is there another kind?

[Candace Orsetti @LastItsCandace]

@JeopardyBenBen @gbpressgazette I love this SO MUCH. ☺♥♥

[Candace Orsetti @LastItsCandace]

@manwhohasitall His style of working is irrelevant. Any man who is remotely physically attractive obviously didn't get the job because of his skills.

Well, I mean, maybe *certain* skills, amirite? 😉😉

[Candace Orsetti @LastItsCandace]

@QuaintMelissaK @KenJennings @buzztronics Nope! I asked about his unusual career path. But color me intrigued. 😆

[Candace Orsetti @LastItsCandace]

Yesterday I had the honor and the privilege of meeting three of my longtime J! heroes: @KenJennings (well, he answered my Q during the Q&A), the very charming and natty @buzztronics, and upcoming Invitational participant Matt Jackson. Sorry if I startled any or all of you!🤩

[Candace Orsetti @LastItsCandace]

@Vinod_r108 @PicturesFoIder That MEGAWATT smile on Klara! 🥰

[Candace Orsetti @LastItsCandace]

@dog_rates Sorry, there's an error in the alt text. That expression isn't sheepish—it's exasperated!

[Candace Orsetti @LastItsCandace]

@ShipMutha98696 @dog_rates HA! Memory unlocked. I had a Yorkie(?) radio. Mine didn't hang on the bed, just sat there and ate D batteries four at a time.

[Candace Orsetti @LastItsCandace]

@42cobras @kelly_streets "A Christian hymn & a Jewish holiday..."