Laser Master

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[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

when black athletes symbolically kneel during the anthem against police brutality it's unacceptable, but when a white dude wants to blow up DC, it's actually a reasonable frustration against socialism for some reason.

[Star Wars Facts @sw_tweets]

Carrie Fisher was once gifted a copy of the ‘Star Wars Holiday Special’ by George Lucas and would play it at the end of parties when she wanted her guests to leave

[Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go]

just heard a guest say “these dinosaurs are pretty cool” this is why i built this park

[Terri Schwartz @Terri_Schwartz]

We don’t talk about Howard Shore’s score for The Lord of the Rings trilogy nearly enough

[Kyla in the Burgh 🏴‍☠️🔥 @KylaInTheBurgh]

Of course #RepublicanPedos is trending in America when Rep. Jim Jordan watched boys be sexually assaulted in a locker room, Rep. Matt Gaetz raped and trafficked children, and Rep. Madison Cawthorn trapped young women in his car to sexually assault them.

[Laser Master @LastLaserMaster]

@ScottWamplerBMD Dune

[Laser Master @LastLaserMaster]

@ScottWamplerBMD Lemme get dune

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

A picture says 1,000 words. These are the people who don't want Black Georgians to vote and make their voices heard.

[Laser Master @LastLaserMaster]

Cop pulled the hungry howies guy.. Seriously, ACAB.

[C.J. Toledano @CJToledano]

In honor of March Madness, here’s one of the greatest college basketball clips of all-time:

[WEIRDLAND TV @WeirdlandTales]

Inflatable crowds by the Inflatable Crowd Company. (They’re in more movies than you might think.)

[Fort Worth Star-Telegram @startelegram]

Texas Gov. Greg Abbott opens businesses at 100% as COVID cases decline, removes mask mandate https://t.co/iIGtBUTWX2