Rev. Sammy the dead rat

End the two party system
(she/they)
.anarchist.
Left my heart in San Francisco

[Rev. Sammy the dead rat @LastLesbianInSF]

If everyone crying for a vote for the lesser of two evils had stopped voting for ANY evil rather than screeching the same screed election after election, the Democratic party would be a very different party. The evil is your fault, you allowed this.

[Rev. Sammy the dead rat @LastLesbianInSF]

huh, my autocorrect seems to be trying to replace covid with cold???

[Rev. Sammy the dead rat @LastLesbianInSF]

All of Keira Knightley's funny little anecdotes are literally just her unmasking herself as the main villain.

[Mue Deborah @mi_reina130]

Keira Knightley reveals everyone secretly broke the no-smoking rule on set, so Donald Sutherland wore a gas mask to a party so everyone else could smoke.

Keira Knightley: There was a party that Donald Sutherland came to because the whole thing was that you weren’t allowed to smoke.

Rosamund Pike: Oh, yes!

Keira Knightley: He had it in his contract that nobody on the set was allowed to smoke anywhere near him, and you couldn’t smell of smoke. But of course, everyone smoked.

Keira Knightley: Back then anyway, everyone smoked. We’d all run off to smoke, then spray ourselves with everything to cover the smell.

Keira Knightley: But at the party he came to, he walked right into the middle of it wearing a gas mask!

Rosamund Pike: Because he knew everybody…

Keira Knightley: Because he knew! He said, “I want you all to be able to smoke, and I wanted to come to the party.” So we were all smoking, and there he was in a gas mask!

[Rev. Sammy the dead rat @LastLesbianInSF]

@Lemon_Squeez33 @punkeybrewstir Nope, then you are maybe the assistant to the librarian...

[Rev. Sammy the dead rat @LastLesbianInSF]

@punkeybrewstir And to become an actual librarian, you need a Master's. Not enough respect put oj this title.

[elsa @callmeMaharani]

gentle reminder that the man who goes to work to support his family is sacrificing nothing and would still have to work without a family.

[CAYIMBY’s communal bag of 85% baby laxative @lst156]

No, they’re a downstream consequence of the greed of the rich, which historically can only be controlled by one of two things

1. Regulation and enforcement by the government

2. Angry poor people with deadly weapons

Jess, history teaches us that you must pick one

Choose wisely

[Quietinthechaos @Quietnthechaos]

If you can’t say Obama BUILT the cages & gave contracts to Geo/CoreCivic that you now protest, That Trump RENEWED them, That Biden EXPANDED them to hold MORE people, and Kamala promised to be TOUGHER than them all, that it’s a TEAM effort. You should step away from politics.

[Rev. Sammy the dead rat @LastLesbianInSF]

There was literally a jingle: "Hamburger Helper helps your hamburger make a great meal."

[troythedesigner 🦂 @troythedesigner]

hamburger helper not actually having the meat in it is such false advertising like it’s deadass in the name

[Rev. Sammy the dead rat @LastLesbianInSF]

Sure, the beach that makes you old was frightening, but now we have the lettuce that makes you shit.

[Rev. Sammy the dead rat @LastLesbianInSF]

@Goatvillager @ZealotVelvet @NerdeenKiswani @NateB_Panic 'I was only ever "mildly supportive" of a Nazi war-loving braggart that many people rightly called out as unreformed at the time' is definitely the hill you should die on.

[Rev. Sammy the dead rat @LastLesbianInSF]

I'm sorry, but this is obviously too unserious an adaptation to ever do justice to The Fig Tree.

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

Sarah Polley’s film adaptation of ‘THE BELL JAR’ begins filming Monday.

Starring Billie Eilish.

[Rev. Sammy the dead rat @LastLesbianInSF]

After much thought, I have decided my funeral will include a foam party with my ashes mixed into the bubble solution. The ending flourish will be a bouquet toss of floral arrangements to see who will go next.
This is my last will and testament.

[Rev. Sammy the dead rat @LastLesbianInSF]

@NataliaHEmanuel @nytimes But like seriously, if you can't find a life outside of work to keep you from your personal epidemic of loneliness, maybe you need to write an article about being able to live in a world without work being your entire social life.

[Rev. Sammy the dead rat @LastLesbianInSF]

@NataliaHEmanuel @nytimes Don't even have to read this article to know that you should get fucked.

[natasha 🍎🏒 is seeing dnp!! @loverboyroz]

"Women who read 30+ books a year aren't reading real books. Unlike me, who read 5 books last year. Those books were How to Trick People so you can Become Rich, Why Men Are Better, Why Emotions don't Matter, Money Money Money and Finance Bros don't need Hoes"

[Rev. Sammy the dead rat @LastLesbianInSF]

"...designed to help staff streamline workloads through cameras in patient rooms that monitor movement, medication management and changes in condition... reduce the need for caregivers to enter rooms for routine checks..."

JFC people are going to die because of this.

[Rev. Sammy the dead rat @LastLesbianInSF]

I get it, we're raised to believe voting matters. But people need to stop being upset Democratic leaders are not listening, not fighting back, not fighting for us.
They've shown us who they are for DECADES. It's not new. They will not buck their masters. They are complicit.

[Rev. Sammy the dead rat @LastLesbianInSF]

Actual execution of this idea TBD.

[Rev. Sammy the dead rat @LastLesbianInSF]

Discussing the 3 yrs I have had a squirrel or its offspring in my house, never knew so many peeps in my world eat squirrel.
Informed of things that "taste like chicken," apparently it's the chickeniest? And apparently a bit nutty.
Trademarking Squirria™️, a birria of squirrel.

[Rev. Sammy the dead rat @LastLesbianInSF]

When Zuckerberg ultimately frames upcoming rounds of layoffs as AI efficiency, it's ACTUALLY due to over investment in the ill-fated Metaverse. No one wanted it, no one bought it, and those workers are being cut. This is not AI taking jobs. It's poor business decisions losing $.