Jacob

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@Srirachachau The formats are widescreen, fullscreen, and squinting at whatever this is

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@KevinLongATX “Well half of it can still float, plus our captain is still here!”

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I’m probably going to leave Twitter. Not because I want it to die, or feel like it’s bound to die, but because I don’t really care if it dies. Feed sucktitude will do that.

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The ads are getting bad. This is going to get real bad.

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I will leave Twitter when my feed sucks bad. The lameo retrospective and “it’s happening” tweets are doing the trick.

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@QuincyWheeler1 @Aaronnotcringe homie thinks heaven is a Hooters on wing night

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@Srirachachau

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Morbius: Remorbed

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

A PG-13 cut of ‘Father Stu’ titled ‘FATHER STU: REBORN’ will release on December 9 in theaters.

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@NSmithUCF the beautiful game 😂

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@missmollymary Hamster Dance erasure

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@QuincyWheeler1 No joke they’ll probably scapegoat fire him in two years, anyway

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@kimquindlen KIM!! STACEY!!!

[Kim Quindlen @kimquindlen]

College Tour Guide: Very Special Guest Edition

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@reflog18 LET THE PEOPLE DECIDE
*people are wrong*
WHY DID YOU LET US DECIDE

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@lukehacherl Think he likes taking pictures of birds?

[506 Sports @506sports]

ICYMI, the ESPN wild card announcers:

TB-CLE: Jon Sciambi, Doug Glanville
PHI-STL: Michael Kay, Alex Rodriguez
SEA-TOR: Dave Flemming, Jessica Mendoza
SD-NYM: Karl Ravech, David Cone

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@QuincyWheeler1 It’s important to remember that 1 team (as in only 1) wins the championship every year

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@GPotter_CLE Rebuilds guarantee nothing. Winning is it. Fan apathy for this team is almost entirely driven by distrust in the Dolans to invest enough at the right times. Playoff team > promises

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@JackKennedy Bridge of Spies low key slaps

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@AkronJackson Slowquan time?