J.Desmond Brown

I give good science. I am an aspiring bodhisattva and a rational interlocutor. My method is arcane and my data are magnificent. You can always count on me.

[J.Desmond Brown @LastNameIsBrown]

Got a new garden hose. It had a "WARNING: Do Not Drink Water From This Hose!" There was a time when that's ALL I ever did with them. #backintheday

[J.Desmond Brown @LastNameIsBrown]

So cool that on #DayoftheGirl the #BoyScouts have officially allowed #girls to join. Hope the next thing to update is those #cringe uniforms

[J.Desmond Brown @LastNameIsBrown]

Happy Eclipse Day ! Remember for your safety do not listen directly to the sun or you could instantly go deaf!!! #SolarEclipse2017 #Eclipse

[CB Insights @CBinsights]

The most common last words of prisoners on death row prior to their execution https://t.co/OsmpwYVCxc

[J.Desmond Brown @LastNameIsBrown]

The opposite of play is not work... It is depression. #MentalHealthAwareness #WORK #Play

[J.Desmond Brown @LastNameIsBrown]

The only real news is science. #scienceisreal

[J.Desmond Brown @LastNameIsBrown]

Nice to see is #raining again in #YYC - I had almost forgotten the OTHER form that water can take when it falls from the sky. #umbrellapimp

[J.Desmond Brown @LastNameIsBrown]

A preference for "your brand" of cigarette - like having a preferred color of rope for the hangman's noose. #smokefree #DoPeopleStillSmoke?

[J.Desmond Brown @LastNameIsBrown]

#2016: a fairytale year. It took away our favourite Prince & Princess and left us with a Trumped-up Troll to rule the kingdom. #newyear2017

[J.Desmond Brown @LastNameIsBrown]

The SOUTH Pole is The Upside Down for Santa.
... #SantaThings #StrangerSanta #xmas #santa

[J.Desmond Brown @LastNameIsBrown]

Last night: the full moon and a meteor shower peak #TwoGreatThingsThatAreNotSoGreatTogether

[J.Desmond Brown @LastNameIsBrown]

It's almost 2017, so why do we still need this part to make the stuff ??? #environment #trees #innovation #science #nomorecore #toiletpaper

[J.Desmond Brown @LastNameIsBrown]

Hmmmm... my copy of the Herman Melville classic begins with the line: "Ball me, Ishmael !" - that just doesn't sound right for some reason.

[J.Desmond Brown @LastNameIsBrown]

Three things to never underestimate the power of: #misogyny, #xenophobia and #greed.
#decisions2016 #NotMyPresident

[J.Desmond Brown @LastNameIsBrown]

Mobile game development must be challenging . They have to be running out of ways to dress up match 3 puzzles like real, interesting games.

[J.Desmond Brown @LastNameIsBrown]

A PVR is a DVR for people who are frightened and confused by the word DIGITAL.

[J.Desmond Brown @LastNameIsBrown]

Your friends know about the skeletons in your closet. Your BEST friends know where all the bodies are buried. #youknowwhoyouare #friends

[J.Desmond Brown @LastNameIsBrown]

Turning six hundred million tons of hydrogen into five hundred and ninety-six million tons of helium every second. #sol #helios #thesun

[J.Desmond Brown @LastNameIsBrown]

Do you say 'all of A sudden' or 'all of THE sudden' ??? #wordsarefunny #somewordsaremorefunnythanotherwords #language #words #dialect

[J.Desmond Brown @LastNameIsBrown]

Life is a way of talking about a particular sequence of events taking place among atoms and molecules arranged in the right way.