Going to @hack_lu ? Find @khae or @talynrae for an awkward conversation and maybe a shiny Last Unicorn Con button. Be prepared to answer an unicorn-related question.
Goddammit, Scottish mimes. We sent you a request for a quote and you never even bothered to reply.
Is it sooo fucking hard to mime AES-256 encryption? Well, what did we expect from a bunch of idiots trapped in a glass cage?
Hey @officialmcafee , how about sponsoring LUC #2019? We promise we won't bash #Bitfi or any other shit product you're selling and to leave you alone as soon as we have the money.
If you missed our secret party at @defcon (and we know you missed it because only 35 people were there), try again at next @WEareTROOPERS#TR19 where we'll start the CfP.
We are busy preparing our #bitcrap#ICO. Please wait for the official announcement instead of #harnessing us all the time about launch dates. Thank you.
No, George Papadopoulos wasn't co-organizer of the con in 2016. Stop spreading rumors. We're already under investigation for the other incident, so kindly... stop.
Remember that you only have 13 more months to mentally prepare for the next Last Unicorn Con. Bring weirdness and gifts. We supply madness and info. And mimes. And waterslides as well as the occasional white lie.