Keith Laster

All men want a mustache, few have the courage.

[Keith Laster @Lasterk9]

Always thought man-made lakes were dug out with shovels and filled with hose water until some nerd ruined it for me.

[Keith Laster @Lasterk9]

@ostrachan Yes! I'll never understand how people can speak with such unshakable confidence about the inner-workings of the Trinity. Just this week, I had someone tell me that PSA can't be true because it "splits the trinity," as though Trinitarian metaphysics were as obvious as 2 + 2.

[Keith Laster @Lasterk9]

@BenSasse God bless you, Ben! I voted for you for president once as a write-in. I’d do it again. Thank you for all you’ve done.

[Keith Laster @Lasterk9]

BYU gets punished for their conference championship but, of course Bama doesn't. College Football has a serious problem and it's not NIL.

[Nicole Auerbach @NicoleAuerbach]

This is the worst selection committee we've ever had.

Cannot believe Alabama didn't even drop one spot after the SEC title game blowout. Cannot believe they waited until the final reveal to flip Miami-ND. Could have done it at ANY point.

[Keith Laster @Lasterk9]

And I think I’m the king of France but I didn’t lose to Florida.

[CJ Vogel @CJVogel_OTF]

#Texas HC Steve Sarkisian rather emphatically defends his team, saying the Longhorns are absolutely a College Football Playoff team.

“I think we are absolutely a playoff team.”

@ontexasfootball

[Keith Laster @Lasterk9]

@JohnNaborsShow My spirits survived somehow through the Chad Morris years. I’ve always found a way to look forward to the next Saturday.

But this… the hope of Bobby’s return- the last 2 weeks of improvement- only to end up being more of the same.

I don’t think I’m gonna watch next week.

[Keith Laster @Lasterk9]

@mrBobbyBones It's ok, Bobby. Every yard they gain brings us closer to our destiny.

[Keith Laster @Lasterk9]

@JohnNaborsShow Several names I could get excited about but my 1a and 1b are Sumrall and Golesh.

[Keith Laster @Lasterk9]

@WebsterCarlton @ScootBarley The best thing about Dallas is that it's in driving distance of Fayetteville.

[Keith Laster @Lasterk9]

📢

[Aaron Torres @Aaron_Torres]

Last Arkansas coaching thought: You'll hear a lot on the *ceiling* of Arkansas football in this era

What I'll say: Ive yet to meet an Arkansas fan who expects to go 12-0 every year.

But if Missouri/Ole Miss can regularly flirt with 10-win seasons - no reason Arkansas cant too🐗

[Aaron Torres @Aaron_Torres]

Last Arkansas coaching thought: You'll hear a lot on the *ceiling* of Arkansas football in this era

What I'll say: Ive yet to meet an Arkansas fan who expects to go 12-0 every year.

But if Missouri/Ole Miss can regularly flirt with 10-win seasons - no reason Arkansas cant too🐗

[Keith Laster @Lasterk9]

@megbasham Megan, respectfully, There are plenty of people who appreciated Charlie's work who find Matt's content to be a bit much at times. Matt even said as much recently - he pointed out that Charlie was the nicest among them.

[Keith Laster @Lasterk9]

@CNN activists should work for special interest groups not *checks notes*... the news.

[Keith Laster @Lasterk9]

The last team to lose game 1 and win the whole thing… Oregon State in 2018.

[Keith Laster @Lasterk9]

@CurtWilkerson_ You three are the legends I thought they were 15 years ago.

Keep cooking!

[Keith Laster @Lasterk9]

My bracket is ranked 189 on planet earth right now. The feeling is everything you dreamed it would be - life is all downhill from here.

Many thanks to the Hogs for the huge W last night and @InsideArkansas for being the only tournament talk I listened to this year.

[Keith Laster @Lasterk9]

@JoshDaws Which passage would you preach from?

[Keith Laster @Lasterk9]

@EllisAndrew_ I'm not supposed to feel this sad and empty inside until June

[Keith Laster @Lasterk9]

@IVMiles Farewell, Miles

[Keith Laster @Lasterk9]

@RazorbackBSB do the one where you tell us the starting lineup, please!